Silver Tongue

andmaybegayer:

miamaimania:

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unknown monster lady

they shot JFK with that thing

mcnostril:

The Interweb Oracle foretold such a question would come. The Internet Oracle is never wrong in its predictions.

I hope this clears things up for you, mystery person on the internets.

imjustusingthistolikeartists:

knucklestheenchiladawashere:

lontra-ohiensis:

still not over how much I love this

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

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Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

cute icon commissions for @rosexknight

banishedquasiroyal:

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this movie fucking sucked

teeterarting:

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Don’t beat yourself up

over the past

zachsanomaiy:

weepingredwillow:

immabethehero:

acquaintedwithrask:

medusamori:

aturinfortheworse:

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

haunted

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

Bad paint?

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

lemoon-uwu:

notkatniss:

notkatniss:

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Puppet: “Password?”
Camera Guy: “Cinnamon Sticks.”
Puppet: “Okay.”
Puppet Guy: *sighs* “Like, I know he’s recording but I gotta be honest. My mental health is taking a rapid decline.”