No no. The eyes need more bedroom.

My half on an art trade with hoofprint-is-working

agent-amazing-fire:

thesiriuseffect:

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

The rule is true. I’ve been set free from a class ten times in one year because of it.

“set free”

We once got set free in junior year because of the sub. We had a sub for a few months because our teacher gave birth and one day the sub forgot to leave any note to let us know we were in the library that day so she was in the library for 45 minutes as one of my classmates got past hte blocker onto netflix and we were watching doctor who. She yelled at us because those of us who signed up for the classes text notifications would know and not a single person in my class signed up.

cinwicked:

les-b-honest-im-gay:

devilishkurumi:

HONOR

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

The scar is on the wrong side.

They can’t get mad if you warn that your gonna post porn and tag it nsfw

I am not okay.

There is a tear running down one side of my cheek.

I am shocked at how many people from team avatar eventually had sex…. Multiple times……

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anuvia:

Jontron is in trouble now because he doesn’t like feminism that bashes men; He stated that men should not be portrayed savages and women should not be objectified.

This is apparently bad to say?

I’m so done with people lately, like holy fuck. My patience has grown so thin for this crap that I’ve had to stay away from tumblr lately. Like, today was the first time in a while that I actually browsed my dash and within five minutes I was mad.

Back to forgetting this site exists for a while.

It’s because the false feminists who want superiority rather than equality can’t grasp the concept that men are hurt just as much as women are.

jestre:

Pretty much, but I love having sex with Jitty! >:U

People are fine with violence in the open, but god forbid sex and affection goes beyond closed doors.

Too bad people can’t learn about “context”

You remember when some SJW was getting onto medical forms for only having male and female as options for sex?

Don’t get offended because someone somewhere in the world might get offended. Sometimes, situations are only offensive because you make them offensive.