Really?
REALLY?
How the HELL did he not say “I came in like a wrecking ball” ONCE!
Everyone knows that the more obvious the joke, tho more it needs to be addressed. I mean, they even had him in the wrecking ball pose.
7/10
Missed an obvious joke.
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I wonder if anyone out there has succeeded in making a real life Pip Boy. Well, I mean, it’s really just a smartphone that goes on your arm. Some super dedicated Fallout cosplayer has probably managed to make one. But I mean I wanna see one. Wanna have one. Wanna uuuse one.
Why not make a pip boy smartphone case and get the pip boy aesthetics for the phone? (the android aesthetics cost about $10-15 total while iphone is about $20 I think)
Okay can I talk about my binder for a sec?
I’m a 34D, so all binders are awkward for me. Small band, large cup. So I never get quite flat, but some lumpy monstrosity with underboob poking out. But this one gets me the closest to flat while being the most comfortable binder I own.
And it looks like a tanktop!! And it was $10!!
It’s got stretchy bits on one side, and a line of bra-like clasps on the other that you can adjust to three different sizes, again like a bra. I didn’t overheat or even really sweat even when wearing it under a shirt in early summer pre-storm humidity. And once you get yourself situated just right, you can’t tell the tank is actually a binder.
Bam. Awesome.
$10.
EDIT: Here’s the link!
The listing has expired. Here’s a new link!
10 DOLLARIDOOS FOR ALL THE BABIES
sacrificialoath bABE. PLEASE. CHRISTMAS :D
Yo, if any of you people ened a binder, this sounds like a good one.
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.
I can’t deal with that little miliary-esque hand cross at the end. Not only is it extremely attractive, but it shows how it’s not just the suit, but the attitude and the way you carry yourself that makes a fine suit shine.
Remember kids, it’s not what you wear that makes you attractive, it’s how you act.
And if you stop acting like you deserve a cookie for treating someone like a basic human being and treat people like humans because they are… Well…. Humans, then maybe you will find someone who likes you.
it’s for science
“golden lesbian guinea pig with a paralyzing fear of the color yellow. They only listen to Tiesto. They cannot sing. Starving artist. Kind of a huge jerk.”
Golden with the fear of yellow? How’s that working out for you.“spooky super-gay crawfish with six arms. They don’t like anchovies. They know a dinosaur who actually is pretty mean. Works as a stripper. Kind of a huge jerk.”
accurate tho
“lavender very gay arctic wolf with six arms. They cannot pronounce common words. Tried kissing once. It was awful. Is a secret agent. Incredibly lucky.”
i must do something with this
”??? bisexual antelope with a bionic arm. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They know how to knit. Wears jeans covered in patches. Chaotic Good.”
I might actually draw this antelope…
black bisexual nurse shark with a peg leg. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They love to skateboard. Wears a loin cloth. Why? Who knows. They have a house on an island.
pink-and-purple super-gay grizzly bear with a killer smile. They know all. They cosplay as a human sometimes and it’s totally weird. Works as a pilot. Lawful evil.
vampire lesbian unicorn with pointy teeth. They don’t like anchovies. Addicted to dating sims. Works as a life guard. They have a house on an island.
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS HUNK OF HANDSOME STALLION?!
We need more art of this cute stallion.
Oooooh, he’s a handsome horse!
He is the third best gay pone.
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Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.
I JUST FOUND THIS PICTURE AND I’M GOING TO CRY WHY THIS
I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY
I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..
Im sobbing.
no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please
Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic:
Enjoy!
DEAD
Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care
I will always reblog this when there are happy ending images that involve the witch getting her pretty purple hat. And yes, the original image makes me sniffly EVERY TIME.
What is this liquid oozing from my eye?
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Laugh the pain away bugaboo
Those who laugh the most, experienced the most pain
This is absolutely beautiful. Nothing is better than breaking an OC.
