Help me make a list of awesome knife throws for gassys knife montage

Just reblog with the episode number and the time it happened.

Episode 114/ 3:04

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Do you ever look in the mirror andthink, “I’ve seen that face before”?

Guys, I had a thought. What if the entire series is the Doctors memories. Memories can’t be trusted after years and it’s been over 1000 years since he and Donna went to Pompeii. What if his memories are blurred and he replaced the face of the father with his own face without realizing it and replaced the daughter with amy?


Replacing faces you don’t remember with those you do.

It has been over a thousand years. He spent at least 300 running around before the start of Matt Smith’s episodes, and then he spent at least 700+ in the town of Christmas. 

Yes, i said that. And capaldi said he was 2000 years old.

Do you ever look in the mirror andthink, “I’ve seen that face before”?

Guys, I had a thought. What if the entire series is the Doctors memories. Memories can’t be trusted after years and it’s been over 1000 years since he and Donna went to Pompeii. What if his memories are blurred and he replaced the face of the father with his own face without realizing it and replaced the daughter with amy?


Replacing faces you don’t remember with those you do.

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

FRANCE

So today I watched the entirety of gravity falls online. It is a good series. and I am going to be looking forward to future episodes.

A letter to women

“ You look nice today” is a compliment. Take it.

“ You have a nice rack” is harassment.

Learn the fucking difference.

“  flaming-ducks:
“  thepleasureprinciple:
“  Welp.
”
I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!
” ”
Whenever you have a problem, just do the opposite of what america would do.

flaming-ducks:

thepleasureprinciple:

Welp.

I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING THIS FOR YEARS. FUCKING LISTEN!!

Whenever you have a problem, just do the opposite of what america would do.

Sometimes I wish I had a vagina.

taco-flavored-kisses:
“plantswithnopants:
“ Judas Priest: Ram it Down
”
Good song. Good queer.
”
Immigrant song by led zepplin.

taco-flavored-kisses:

plantswithnopants:

Judas Priest: Ram it Down

Good song. Good queer.

Immigrant song by led zepplin.

charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

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GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

I was playing corruption of champions on my phone while my mom was lecturing me on something. So does that count?