Silver Tongue

pembrokewkorgi:

Woke up to SO MANY SNAILS on my walkway. Why so many snails? So many beautiful snails.

Must hide them from any nearby French cooks.

You should also hide them from goats who may want to bake them into a pie.

dogbomber:
“ Don’t worry about me! I always find a way through!
Check out the rest of the cards (Spoilers)
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dogbomber:

Don’t worry about me! I always find a way through!

Check out the rest of the cards (Spoilers)

exdragonith:

Undertale - Halloween

http://fav.me/d9euy49

It’s the thought that counts.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

caffeinebae:

magicalmajestys:

caffeinebae:

I swear to god i just heard a sound from our living room though no one is supposed to be home but I’m just gonna stay in my lane and hide under my blanket

BOO !!

I can’t believe i fell asleep and woke up forgetting i was hiding

me in a horror movie

sandandglass:

Russell Howard’s Good News s10e02

robin-redbreast:
“ sinsensory:
“ (source)
”
i went looking on twitter and there was more
”

robin-redbreast:

sinsensory:

(source)

image

i went looking on twitter and there was more

conspicuouslad:

unbelievable-facts:

How the Old Spice commercial was filmed. Practical effects.

Not at all what we thought!

That’s actually still pretty awesome

I love oldspice commercials but knowing just how much effort goes into it makes it so much better.

 - temmies heart will go on

masterofintrigue:

madelinelime:

cutepiku:

proserphone:

you know, getting rid of tracked tags sort of just means that every single tumblr user/creator/artist/writer is shoving their shit into the void and just sort of hoping that someone sees it, which means this has gone from an interactive community to a shot in the fucking dark

Basically tumblr has made itself useless. Lovely.

I already witnessed a dramatic decrease in attention for my art blogs. I’m so stressed out.

I’m gonna be doing spoopy streams in about 10 hours or so.
It’s gonna start with 2 hours of request streams and then we’re gonna watch spoopy movies. Join me if you want.