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lolothegreatandpowerful:

garbageshepard:

setheverman:

when you’re the piano player in the wild west when harry potter is being shown at the movie theater

bye

@dofmen

micdotcom:

Casual reminder: Donald Trump does not have a rags-to-riches story. That $1M loan equals $5.3M today adjusted for inflation. Oh and his business acumen? Check the markets over the years, that myth has been popped too.

scotchtapeofficial:

sushinfood:

gymleadercheren:


Keep reading

This isn’t dumb at all this is BRILLIANT!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!

Can someone actually make version of stronger than you? I would love to see an animatic of this.

 - crawling in tem's skin
If I was an enemy in Undertale what would my text boxes say?

earthbound-is-creepy:

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME

*Chilled crouching in front of Ze, holding some device up to him*
Ze: "That's a dildo."
Chilled: "No it's a gay-dar and it's going off the charts."
Ze: "No no no no... get that away from me."