Your tongue isn't silver it's pink you dope.
Anonymous

I did the math.

The security guard who works the nightshift at freddy fazbears pizza makes about $3.33 an hour…

clientsfromhell:

You know what’s really great to come across when looking for a pen in the desk of a client whose computer you’re doing IT work on?  A handgun.

Handgun =/= Crazy person

When I have a family and kids, I’m gonna get a concealed handgun license because I won’t let anyone hurt them.

A GF was so salty once because I was a witch and found out he was GF because I made the inv look at him and the GF actually REPORTED me for selling out the maf despite me being a witch. It was beautiful. There was enough salt to make snails go extinct.

town-of-salem:

Without trying to sound harsh, they were perfectly in the right.

The Witch is a Neutral Evil, meaning she’s anti-town and should be played as such. You find a mafia member? Team up with them, you win with them after all. They’re your best bet for allies. You find the SK? GG, you can control them and piss them off, but at least it’ll keep them away from you and your Mafia buddies! Just hope no lookout decides to visit them too…

Your best bet would be to find a protective role (Doctor or BG) and use them to protect yourself or a vulnerable member of the Mafia.

Teaming up with town, while good for cover, should be done with caution and with your goal kept in mind as, ultimately, your win conditions involve seeing the town die.

This is a very common mistake most Newbies make - hell, I even remember doing it myself!

~A~

Well, I knew the SK as well but I couldn’t have the GF killed at night because of the night immunity. I was planning on winning with he SK, but I had to have the GF lynched first.

hoofprint-is-working:
“jestre:
“ bifurpawz:
“ INDEED THEY ARE :D
”
Dude, we already did, you just don’t notice it.
”
Give it some time for it to sink in. They’re only human savages.
”
In the end, everyone is just an animal on the inside.

hoofprint-is-working:

jestre:

bifurpawz:

INDEED THEY ARE :D

Dude, we already did, you just don’t notice it.

Give it some time for it to sink in. They’re only human savages. 

In the end, everyone is just an animal on the inside.

motherlyscootaloo:

And with that, the Summer Blow-Out Sale is over!

Thank you so much for every single person who donated!

Your regularly scheduled pinups resume next month <3

The thing about five nights at freddys…

the jump scares when you die aren’t what people remember. they aren’t he scares that last. Suddenly losing track of a character and frantically searching for her on the camera is what is the scary. You have control when you can see them and you feel safe because you know exactly how far away they are from you. Then they take that control away by having them move.

That is why it is one of the best horror games. It doesn’t rely on jump scares, it relies on giving control and then taking it away.

jitterbugjive:

Suddenly my writer’s block disappeared

My full evil has been unleashed

I guess no matter how bad things are, there’s always something good to come.

I hate people who write “bae” because I always read it as “bee”

daisy-buchanannn:

funky-assbubbles:

I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious

Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.

#mygirlfriendnotallowedto open look in the mirror. The only pretty person she should be looking at is me.