Silver Tongue
crimosito:
“purplemew:
“ True story: during my playthrough of Undertale I used the instant noodles during Muffet’s fight.
The mental image of what happened next was just too great NOT to draw.
”
I USED IT IN THIS FIGHT TOO
”

crimosito:

purplemew:

True story: during my playthrough of Undertale I used the instant noodles during Muffet’s fight.

The mental image of what happened next was just too great NOT to draw.

I USED IT IN THIS FIGHT TOO

Hirsch: Can I have a demon with a hat made of flesh rearrange the functions of a man's face in front of his wife and child?
Disney: The children will love it
Hirsch: Can I have a guy who's gay-
Disney: You come here, trying to corrupt the chil d

syosama:

reblog if you are your url

bent-duck:

there’s two kinds of people in this world:

1) people who think that YouTube poop is the highest echelon of humor and the ultimate culmination of millennia of comedic advancement

2) fucking idiots

Sudden realization

Sans isn’t fat. He’s big boned.

doenymphette:

*plays animal crossing every day nonstop for 9 months*
*forgets to play for 1 day*
*doesn’t play for 2 years*

Haven’t played since January ‘14

vegan-pearl:

the most important advice you can give someone about playing undertale is bUY A FUCKING SPIDER DONUT OH MY GOD, DONT BE LIKE ME, YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR,

The same thing happens whether you but one or not. The best advice you can tell someone new is to save the pie for the final boss.

creature-trash204:

Quick thing before school starts: I think the ‘Its so cold’ ghost/monster in Alphys’ lab is somehow knows/knew Sans Like- her theme is a messed up version of Snowdin’s town theme and you tell her puns to calm her down That’s all I have sooo-

I think that’s the mother of the snowdrake.