Silver Tongue

cirilee:
“This just in: Benny Gecko can shred
”

This just in: Benny Gecko can shred

from a moral standpoint tentacles can pleasure men just as much, however male tentical erotica is not as common

Anonymous

szhmidty:
argumate:
I’m sorry a… moral standpoint?
Happiness is a moral imperative.
Now climb into the tentacle pit like a good utilitarian.
grumpily succumbing to the moral imperative of tentacle delivered ecstasy

myisiacthings:

Y’all I’m 💀💀💀

corazar6:

somanyfandomssolittletime:
luke-skywalker:
#my heart
#the trilogy should have been about them #really someone should have checked with me #a stormtrooper uprising led by finn #a nobody from nowhere proving jedi will continue to be born rwgardless of politics #and the crowned son of the rebellion learning to take over power #see i solved your trilogy #they get married in the end #because poe has a last name to give and rey and finn are in need of one
The amount of Tumblr posts that come up with better endings for this franchise gives me life

jermas:

demilypyro:

Some people looked at “autism isn’t an excuse for bad behaviour” and took it as “autistic people should never show any symptoms ever”

sadhoc:

happy pride

that-stone-butch:

lactating-deactivated20220703:
pissvortex:
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
READY FOR RICHTOK CRINGE?
Absolutely seething over the interior of this house. The bland colors…the entry room…it just sucks. Only redeemable thing is the view, but it still almost feels like a fish tank for humans
“i have never sat on this couch before. i have also never eaten at this table, ever.”

ugh that house and furnature is so goddamn ugly. its all white and theyre adding a motherfucking white piano. AT THE VERY LEAST GET SOME BLACK FURNITURE FOR SOME CONTRAST! LIGHT WITHOUT DARKNESS IS BLINDING!

mesmir-ized:

*places a grass block on the post below me*
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