Silver Tongue

southpauz:

I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse

Can we see you naked?
Anonymous

:

Hmmm…Well idk. Maybe. Ya know what? Here are a couple pics of me and my pussy ;)

Your pussy is very hairy

centuriesuntold:

just saw a post in the doctor who tag that said

IT SAID

“I’m done with the Doctor being a kooky grandpa. Next.”

AND I’M NOT EVEN MAD I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BC HE’S BEEN ???? A KOOKY GRANDPA ???? SINCE LITERALLY THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE FIRST SERIES IN 1963 ?????

HE IS AN ETERNAL KOOKY GRANDPA

earloftheclockworkcorvids:

funnygamememes:

GTA Cops don’t play around

Fucking executed

deviantartwhy:
“ rectangle tool penis im crying
”
pony creator is probably the worst thing to use to make porn. Like, bodies do NOT work like that, what the fuck

deviantartwhy:

rectangle tool penis im crying 

pony creator is probably the worst thing to use to make porn. Like, bodies do NOT work like that, what the fuck

Bob and weave, I found going up and down OR left and right works, never really move diagonal

They’re the spears that form a circle around you, not the ones that spawn and aim for your current position.

I can dodge every attack except her circular spear attack

HOly shit, undyne is hard

a-spoopy-mod:
“ NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
”
OH MY GOD

a-spoopy-mod:

NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

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OH MY GOD

NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS