The ultimate torture

My chest is itchy but it’s also numb.

Yumblt mobole is glitvhing out and wint ansert questuins.

I’m :ut of.surgery, can barrly see
And.am titrd ab dicks. It huers.to.lje.flat but I am alive. They baaicky scraprd my chest so my ling will heal to it or somethinh. They ard usrng my blood to glie my.lu.g to my rivcagw.

lizzymodblog:

askpolitoed:

Mega Slowbro -> equivalent = Mega Poliwhirl, NOT Mega Politoed/Poliwrath.

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  • Only fully evolved pokemon get the mega evolution
  • Slowbro and Sloking have a small parallel to Politoed and Poliwrath, both being the only gen 1 pokemon that got a King’s rock evolution in gen 2, and the only ones so far that evolve that way.
  • If mega sowbro comes from slowbro,  then it’s equivalent would be the gen 1 pokemon, Poliwrath.

If only fully evolved pokemon get a mega evolution then how did Slowbro get one in the first place

slowbro is a final evolution. one where a shelder bites it’s tail. slow king is another final evolution, one where shelder bites its head.

So yeah, last night my lung became 30-40% collapsed and my surgery is back on. It’s in about three and a half hours.

So my lung didn’t heal and now I’m scared because my chest has a bunch of air in it.

ruinedchildhood:
“ where is the lie
”
the lie is the gum

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

the lie is the gum

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squeakthewritepony:
“ wollffeey:
“ breakingnews:
“ Police: Actor Robin Williams found dead in home
NBC Bay Area: Actor Robin Williams was found dead in his home in unincorporated Tiburon, Calif., on Monday, the Marin County sheriff’s office said. He...

squeakthewritepony:

wollffeey:

breakingnews:

Police: Actor Robin Williams found dead in home

NBC Bay Area: Actor Robin Williams was found dead in his home in unincorporated Tiburon, Calif., on Monday, the Marin County sheriff’s office said. He was 63. 

The coroner’s office currently suspects suicide.

Follow updates on BreakingNews.com.

Photo: Robin Williams appears at a panel for the television series “The Crazy Ones” during the Television Critics Association summer press tour in Beverly Hills. (Mario Anzuoni / Reuters)

I’m so fucking upset

Oh my God…

I really wished it was a hoax but it’s actually true.

why do you have teeth? birbs don't have teeth, they have beaks.

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

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“that should answer your question”

yes… all accordion to keikeko… now the whole internet can see senpai birbs butt