fingers and regret
oh yes, the many wonders
of masturbation
Second line has one syllable too many.
Verdict: NOT A HAIKU!
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
For once america actually shocks another country.
Well, in a a country with so many enemies, we need to protect ourselves if anyone threatens us at our stores
any tips for a man like me, how to keep your bacon from assaulting your face with oil from distance?
Punch it.
Hypothetical Science Situation:
You have to pee, and the bathroom is right across the hall, but you can hear your mom vacuuming in the living room. There’s a chance that if she sees or hears you leave your room, she’ll ask you to help.
What do you do? Are you willing to risk it?
Depends, is this a flat we’re talking about or a two story? ‘Cause that makes a difference.
It’s your house, you tell me!
As a REAL science person, I need ALL variables to come to a decent solution.
