Samus is a woman :P
Anonymousthis guy didn’t though
They actually originally did the ball thing cause it was easier to animate and avoided gliches. The nes had limited abilities so they had to cut some weird corners and make up stories behind it like “she turns into a ball! Cool!”. Now it stuck.
I think you missed the joke
Why does metroid turn into a ball? it would be cooler if he could crawl on his stomache like zelda can in wind waker
!switch lapis has trouble keeping her jewelry store afloat what with rumors of her family having affiliations with the mafia being spread and the fact that it’s on a not so safe neighborhood. If it weren’t for the quality of the jewelry that are hoof crafted by her herself, she would be homeless.
!switch AU is an AU that @rosexknight me and @hoofprint-is-spooky are working on where the wonderland paints are not paints and the not paints of wonderland are paints.
started genocide.
Heard that you get best genocide if the name is “chara”
Doing just that.
Wait it changes stuff?
No clue, it doesn’t matter because i already fucked it up and don’t feel like playing anymore. I didn’t kill enoguh monsters before fighting toriel and I can’t true reset so now there aren’t enough monsters spawning in the ruins so I would have to get the true ending again to do a true reset so that I can properly genocide.
Either way, it’s enough to make me not wanna play again. I just wish that you could still true reset as long as you have gotten the true ending and already did a true reset.
Actually, I found out how to edit it so that I have the right number of kills. ALso, I put my LOVE at 10 because I could. Fucking up this game on a not serious run is much more fun than living with the consequences
Welp, that was fun to fuck around with but it turns out it was purely aesthetic. Luckily, I figured out how to replace the save with the old one that got true ending so Ima reset again.
started genocide.
Heard that you get best genocide if the name is “chara”
Doing just that.
Wait it changes stuff?
No clue, it doesn’t matter because i already fucked it up and don’t feel like playing anymore. I didn’t kill enoguh monsters before fighting toriel and I can’t true reset so now there aren’t enough monsters spawning in the ruins so I would have to get the true ending again to do a true reset so that I can properly genocide.
Either way, it’s enough to make me not wanna play again. I just wish that you could still true reset as long as you have gotten the true ending and already did a true reset.
Actually, I found out how to edit it so that I have the right number of kills. ALso, I put my LOVE at 10 because I could. Fucking up this game on a not serious run is much more fun than living with the consequences
started genocide.
Heard that you get best genocide if the name is “chara”
Doing just that.
Wait it changes stuff?
No clue, it doesn’t matter because i already fucked it up and don’t feel like playing anymore. I didn’t kill enoguh monsters before fighting toriel and I can’t true reset so now there aren’t enough monsters spawning in the ruins so I would have to get the true ending again to do a true reset so that I can properly genocide.
Either way, it’s enough to make me not wanna play again. I just wish that you could still true reset as long as you have gotten the true ending and already did a true reset.
That one was just hilarious... But not as dark... I want to hear the darkest joke youve got... Lets see how deep will you go...
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Tumblr is a non-judgemental community who seeks to help others.The Pope and a Lawyer are at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter approaches them and says, “Hello, I am here to take you two to your new homes.” And he ushers the Pope and the Lawyer into a car.
St Peter drives around for a bit, and they eventually pull into a small neighborhood. Full of humble little cottages and nice furnishing. St. Peter gets out and takes the Pope’s hand. “This is your home.” St. Peter Explains, and leads the Pope to the cottage.
Peter then gets back into the car and drives again. After a while, they reach a much nicer neighborhood with mansions and golden walls. St. Peter gets out and turns to the Lawyer. “This is your home now.” Peter explains.
The Lawyer immediately objects. “Wait, how is this my house? You must be confused. Surely this is for the Pope.”
Peter replies “Oh no, we have plenty of Popes. You’re our first lawyer.”
