Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed
BRUH
Woah.
“And that’s why I have job security”
Well played.ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk man wow this is so great
This was such a fun little segment from “I Know That Voice!”
“And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security.”
That part cracks me the fuck up.
from the last episode of Two Best Friends Play: Dark Souls II.
I know it’s not exact but it’s still what happened.
Anywho, I think plague should animate that moment.
How many ponies are there with a red coat, brown mane and green eyes? Apparently it’s pretty common.
So the trials of skyward sword…. They are basically the tears of light from twilight princess, but done better. I mean, this one is a race against the clock and I had a mini heart attack as some awakening water came out of nowhere.
I feel like I channeled the spirit of pizza-omelette, the father of Behind-the-GIFs, with this one. Papa, how’d I do? :’)
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These always get better
I CANT T BELIEV
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO FUDN THIS
ALSO THEYRE USING THE FLEXIBLE FUNDING PROGRAM WHICH IS A BIG NONO
USUSALLY KICKSTARTERS HAVE A SET GOAL, IN THIS CASE 17 000$ AND IF THEY DONT REACH THIS GOAL AND ARENT ABLE TO FUND THE EVENT,THEN ALL THE MONEY WOULD BE RETURNED TO THE BACKERS WHO MADE A PLEDGE
BUT WITH FLEXFUNDING, THEY GET TO KEEP HOWEVER MUCH THEY MAKE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT IS
SO LETS SAY THAT THEY MIRACULOUSLY REACH ABOUT 15 000$
THEY COULD EASILY SAY ‘WELL ITS NOT 17 000$ SO WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO FUND DASHCON, SO IT’S OFF’
BUT THEY STILL GET TO KEEP THAT MONEY AND DO WHATEVER THEYD LIKE WITH IT
DO NOT FUND THIS
This is not us.
I repeat, THIS IS NOT US.
To quote the OP, DO NOT FUND THIS.
Running a funding campaign is not something we’re currently doing, nor do we intend to in the future. We don’t know who is responsible for that Indiegogo campaign, but we will be contacting them today in regards to the fraudulent nature of such a campaign, as it’s not connected to the advertised event in any way.
Furthermore, we have not disappeared. We’re simply taking the time to clean up the significant damage done a few weeks ago. There are a lot of changes being made, but those take time. In fact, this process is far more time consuming that any of our projected timelines would accommodate. However, these are things that must get done. So, we ask once again, please bear with us while we, the remaining staff, do what we can to fix an otherwise dismal situation.
That said, this sort of blatant fraud needed to be addressed and be addressed immediately. Apologies if anyone believed, even briefly, that this was connected to us in any way. Once again, THIS IS NOT US.
DO NOT FUND THIS.Please signal boost so no one falls victim to this scam.
Thank you for your time.
So you don’t like it when other people run a scam to get 17K?
ah yes. just show attack on titan to my children. my 12 year old children. maybe some boku no pico after that. yes. children’s shows.
Don’t forget that absolutely for all ages Death Note and Fullmetal Alchemist! And some Neon Genesis Evangelion, too!
Or Elfen Lied, that’s a GREAT children’s anime.
Monster is the best children’s anime!
And Eureka 7 too! Yes all children should see that.
Don’t leave out Fooly cooly. That is the most appropriate for children anime.
Anecdotes by medical practitioners
“A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”
"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”
"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”
"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”
"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”
"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”
“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”
Hahah
Oh my god… I can’t decide if I should laugh or cry…
If this isn’t proof we need comprehensive sex education, I don’t know what is.
The problem is that schools sex ed is just a bunch of guys come in and tell you that the safest way of having sex is to not have it. Then they show pictures of gentile warts or crap like that.
The problem is that sex education doesn’t educate people on sex.
Dan Fessler’s HD Index Painting Technique let’s you paint pixel art in Photoshop in a non-destructive manner, and lets you use pretty much every tool in a perfectly pixel-gradient fashion!
The article gives you everything you need to try it out for yourself.It’s easy to set up and use, and the results are so fucking cool.
Oh my fucking god….
That sounds amazing!
