heartstringscomic:

Mad scientist mode activated.

In case you wonder who that bunny was

Something tells me that the smart rabbit is angel

pembrokewkorgi:

prozdvoices:

said:

Will you please try to voice act the old Batman comic “Batman’s Boner?” I swear that is the real title of the comic. you can find it on jokeindex or superdickery.

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I remember the first time I saw this collection of panels on Superdickery, I was in hysterics.

Read along here.

This is probably the closest I’ll ever get to hearing Mark Hamill say these lines.

I like that e started to giggle at the end

stormphyre:

paranoidgemsbok:

sweetguts:

cool-critters:

King of saxony bird-of-paradise (Pteridophora alberti)

The King of Saxony is a bird in the bird-of-paradise family (Paradisaeidae).  It is endemic to montane forest in New Guinea. The bird is sometimes referred to as “Kiss-a-ba” by the natives of Papua New Guinea and Western New Guinea, as a human interpretation of the male’s loud call. Adult males are territorial. The male guards its territory from perches placed in the tops of tall trees, and from these perches sings to compete with males in neighbouring territories. While singing, the male moves his occipital plumes about.

look it’s gabe

YOU MUST HEAR IT

I’m tired and read it as King of Sexy bird

It makes me think of Lokis helm

digitalasslamb:
“ ahrned:
“ Fuck you u digital ass lamb
”
ummm excuse me
”
Wait, so is the ass of the lamb digital or is it a lamb that was digitally made out of asses?
THESE ARE IMPORTANT DETAILS GUYS!

digitalasslamb:

ahrned:

Fuck you u digital ass lamb

ummm excuse me

Wait, so is the ass of the lamb digital or is it a lamb that was digitally made out of asses?
THESE ARE IMPORTANT DETAILS GUYS!

pembrokewkorgi:
“kevinbolk:
“ strawberrypatty:
“ kevinbolk:
“ strawberrypatty:
“ The latest Ensign Sue
I feel the need to assure my fellow Cumberbatch fans that Kevin suggested this joke. When I read it I was like “Hmmm… Clearly you haven’t seen the...

pembrokewkorgi:

kevinbolk:

strawberrypatty:

kevinbolk:

strawberrypatty:

The latest Ensign Sue

I feel the need to assure my fellow Cumberbatch fans that Kevin suggested this joke. When I read it I was like “Hmmm… Clearly you haven’t seen the bathing suit pictures from when he was shooting Into Darkness. Khan-berbatch has got nothing to complain about”.

But anything that makes Kevin have to draw horrifiedbatch face… Well…. *shrug*

It’s true. My man-crush on Montalbán is so epic it swallows planets. XD

You’ve in love with Montalbán, I’m in love with Cumberbatch. It balances out. We don’t need to reach a Khansensus on this.

Yeah. I guess we sorta KhanSueL each other out.

….

They’re preparing a special room in hell for us because of all the “Khan” and “Sue” puns we helped bring into the world. :D

I just want to say this makes me really happy.

I have nothing against Cumberbatch… in fact I think I’m in love with his voice for Smaug in The Hobbit… I just REALLY HATE Star Trek Into Darkness… A LOT.

I have nothing against cumberbatch and think he is a decent actor, I just don’t think he was fit to be Kahn. Kahn was a warrior. Big and strong. New kahn was more like an assassin. Swift and dexterous.

foxy-green:

bencarignan:

rickybrugal:

dorkly:

Female Fantasy III

Perfecto.

perfect

May they be forever alone for their elitist douche-baggery.

Meh. FF VI is better than FF III

Reblog this with your followers count.
shudaisdrybones:
“ returnerofthesky:
“ easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:
“ bump-an-grind:
“ What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.
”
Holy fuck
” ”
Kirby no
”
Can we just talk baout how cool it looks in reverse though?

shudaisdrybones:

returnerofthesky:

easy-livin-in-a-flowers-daydream:

bump-an-grind:

What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole.

Holy fuck

Kirby no

Can we just talk baout how cool it looks in reverse though?

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columbiaskies:

nonstupidname14:

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

What I mean is that people on tumblr seem better at sympathy and know how to treat others but there’s a lot of homophobic people and swagfags who blame rape victims for what happened to them on Facebook.

Well you probably shouldn’t be friends with them on FB now should you? But yeah, everyone ought to see this, or something similar. Why are we so focussed on just social media?

I want a yellow scarf now…

boootygod:
“ ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets
”
Are you sure you didn’t order a taco?

boootygod:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

Are you sure you didn’t order a taco?