hotdog-ouroboros:

skeleton-on-the-internet:

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

You gotta skeletone down that anger, friend.

Sounds like somebody got a bone ta pick

I bet in a real fight, OP will be gutless.

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

history1970s:

jackanthonyfernandez:

emes:

radioheadofficial:

liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

Wow.

Here’s what you do. Steal five lobsters over eth course of saturday and sunday. Then, steal once a day and leave a lobster where you stole it from. Then when you work up your skills to steal the hope diamond, replace it with a crab. Then hack the security cameras to see the surprise on everyones face when they see the hope diamond is now a crab.

agentrodgers:

vaults:

verylikelypingu:

mustangst:

minahokazuto:

mistynia:

gnarlyninja:

Eren’s mom in snk had the same hair style as the mom in fma

she was doomed from the start

Dead mother trending

bye

are you fuckin kidding me

and so it continues

the generic anime mom side ponytail

Every time she dies, she is reborn into another world to repeat the process. This is her hell, not her children.

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

you:

Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

Lemon is the best flavour though.

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

It’s also annoying when eating doesn’t make you gain weight.

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

It really sucks when you share the same name.

samrosemodblog:

What, you thought ponies could just fly because wings? No no, those wings could never possibly support the body structures of the pegasi that use them, especially someone like Bulk Biceps. 

It was pretty much confirmed in the Season 4 finale that Pegasi’s ability to fly is magic. The conduit for that magic though IS their wings. If their wings are damaged, that magic connection is severed until the conduit is repaired. And they need both wings to obtain flight and use weather magic.

So yes, Pegasi flight magic.

Just like if a unicorns horn is damaged, they lose their connection with magic.
Remember when Shining armour got horn herpese from sombra?

jestre:

princessmarshmallow:

sleepisfornerds:

mistress-yotsu:

excessofcats:

socialjusticemalarkey:

vladimirnootin:

bigbosssnorlax:

SUPER FORGOTTEN JUNKIE
Oh thanks

THE VICTIM OF CAPITALISM.

They Call me the Cold Hot Dog

fuuuun

Human Pussy D’stroyah.

Nooooooooo, I’m a gold star bihet! Why do you do this to me, Tumblr?

Bad Motherfuckin Corpse on Life Support.

I love it.

Super Functional Alcoholic

:I

Yotsu and I are both “bad motherfuckin’ corpse on life support”

Here I am to save the day! The White College Bro!

Just another cold hotdog.