nikaalexandra:

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

 AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT 

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

I thought it said foreskin….

savanaugh:

whimsicalobservant:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY FUCKING BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

knock yourself out

do you also want to follow my sideblogs? (…

ALL THE BLOGS SHALL BE FOLLOWED

jekyllskitchen:

megmcmuffins:

crowley-for-king:

killedmycatatemytailor:

yaridansei19:

thederpunicorn:

Deadpool Movie Test Footage Official

Proof that God is real

I NEED IT.

REDEEM YOURSELF RYAN RENOLDS

YOU CAN DO IT

WE BELIEVE IN YOU

Looks more like a videogame but always get hyped for deadpool

lizzymodblog:

fastergorekillkill:

fit-state-of-mind:

me flirting 

I SAY THIS EVERY DAY

Wait a minute though

Is that Sam Seaborn

It’s the same actor, Rob Lowe, at least

God, he’s gotten old

What show is this?

Parks and recreation I assume..
You know… Because of the door…

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

wait

what

there’s a list???

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

Actually, satanism is about free will and respecting individuality.

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

twinkletwinklelittlebattlestar:

mimi-min:

judicejune:

expectation

reality

I have never seen a post more perfect

THAT PERFECT SYNC

This is amazing.

setzeri:

For shovelry! Shovel Knight Comics!

That last one makes me think that shovel knight is just deadpool in armour.

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best part

key terms include:

• “balance your chair on two legs”
• “continue swimming motion”
• “insert peanuts”
• “play ball!”
• “release the penguins”
• “gradually become agitated”
• “light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now.”

Bless this post

kitsparrow:

ghettocarnival:

PETER

PETER.

PETER