Silver Tongue
I'm pretty sure Merlin is the exact opposite of the dark one but still equally evil.

rosexknight:

Chaotic Good?

Lawful evil

singforsona:

*Mettaton is too busy performing to notice monster kid

*Monster kid’s DETERMINATION grows

wetfruit:

A school field trip to a cockroach infested house. We tell the kids to crush as many cockroaches as they can in a minute. It’s a game. Only afterwards do we tell them that the person who crushed the least is the winner. The killer kids aren’t allowed back on the bus.

chaghatai-bigsleeves:

rickbman:

knitmeapony:

ultrafacts:

The words on her tank: Боевая подруга means Fighting Girlfriend [x]

While living in Tomsk, she learned that her husband was killed fighting the forces of Nazi Germany near Kiev in August 1941. The news took two years to reach her. The news angered her extremely, and she became determined to fight the Germans in vengeance for her husband’s death 

Most of the men fighting alongside Mariya just saw her as a publicity stunt and didn’t take her seriously. However, their doubts were quickly laid to rest when Mariya drove her tank straight into battle and was the first tank to breach the German lines. In doing so, she destroyed several machine gun nests and German artillery. It wasn’t long until the Germans figured out that her tank was the one they needed to really worry about.

The Germans immediately started focusing their gunfire on her medium Mariya-Vasilievna-Oktyabrskayasized tank, temporarily crippling it. Mariya didn’t sell all her worldly possessions just so she could sit around in a crippled tank. She was determined to get her vengeance. She leaped out of her tank into a hail of gunfire and started patching it back together so that she could charge even further into the enemy lines.

A month later Mariya found herself in the middle of night raid when her tank was hit by an artillery shell severing the tracks on her tank. She once again jumped out of her tank and started repairing the tracks while her gun crew provided covering fire. A few days later and a little worse for wear, she rejoined the fight.

Mariya Vasilyevna Oktyabrskaya  was the first female tanker to be awarded the Hero Of The Soviet Union award; the Soviet Union’s highest award for bravery during combat.

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THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ

Where is the movie about her? I’d watch the hell out of that.

we NEED a movie about her

I would watch a movie about this

randomfandomteacher:

didyouknowmagic:

“I want a Disney film where the protagonist has a disability saves the day and is loved by all”  

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“I want a Disney film where the protagonist isn’t conventionally attractive and that doesn’t define their worth or ever stop them from being amazing”

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“I want a Disney film where the main guy and the girl end up as friends”

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“I want a Disney film with representation one that focuses on issues that are relevant in today’s world”

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“I want a Disney film that has animation that is jaw dropping and irrefutably gorgeous”

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“I want a Disney film where the Villain is terrifying and all too realistic” 

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“I want a Disney film that deals with complex issues” 

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“I want a Disney film with musical numbers that give me chills”

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame shall always be the most underrated animated film from Disney anyone that has ever graced the silver screen.  

One of my favorite Disney movies

still one of my favourite movies.

hoofprint-is-spooky:
“ a-spoopy-mod:
“ diananock:
“ OH SHIT SKULLS AND BONES???? I HAVE BOTH OF THOSE!!!
”
they misspelled marijuana.
Also, vegetarianism? Really?
Honestly, the only one there that could actually lead to demonic possession is the...

hoofprint-is-spooky:

a-spoopy-mod:

diananock:

OH SHIT SKULLS AND BONES???? I HAVE BOTH OF THOSE!!!

they misspelled marijuana.
Also, vegetarianism? Really?
Honestly, the only one there that could actually lead to demonic possession is the ouija board.

Are we all going to ignore “Vampirism” and “Lycanthropy!?”

Hey, vampirism and lycanthropy aren’t demonic possession, they are curses.

wuffleton:
“ nothingbutskeletons:
“ venquette:
“ meenahkin:
“ galaxirys-bowtie:
“ megsdoodles87:
“ creaturehollow:
“ bakrua:
“ itsisismate:
“ peridots-fast-fingers:
“ spooky-garnet:
“ umyemzskqhhccjv:
“ badjaspers:
“ melonsodaa:
“ absolita:
“ doot...

wuffleton:

nothingbutskeletons:

venquette:

meenahkin:

galaxirys-bowtie:

megsdoodles87:

creaturehollow:

bakrua:

itsisismate:

peridots-fast-fingers:

spooky-garnet:

umyemzskqhhccjv:

badjaspers:

melonsodaa:

absolita:

doot doot

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diananock:
“ OH SHIT SKULLS AND BONES???? I HAVE BOTH OF THOSE!!!
”
they misspelled marijuana.
Also, vegetarianism? Really?
Honestly, the only one there that could actually lead to demonic possession is the ouija board.

diananock:

OH SHIT SKULLS AND BONES???? I HAVE BOTH OF THOSE!!!

they misspelled marijuana.
Also, vegetarianism? Really?
Honestly, the only one there that could actually lead to demonic possession is the ouija board.

today I am 20.

By the time my father was this age, he already had two children and that’s scary because I can’t even afford to live by myself.

havesomemoore:

Someone has a bone to pick.

skeletons are better at boning.