but consider this
Asriel and monster kid being friends.
a practical guide to becoming a true pun master
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
You know, I just realized that asriel was only a child when he took the first human to their village. Asriel died a child. Like, when I first heard about the first human and the prince, I thought they were young adults when it happened but nope, a child.
You know…I don’t care about destroying this world anymore.
After I defeat you and gain total control over this timeline…
I just want to reset everything.
All your progress…
Everyone’s memories.
I’ll bring them all back to zero!
Then we can do everything all over again.
And you know what the best part in all this is?
YOU’LL DO IT
“Why ship Soriel when Asriel exists” because it’s canon that Toriel is incredibly unhappy with Asgore’s habit of /killing children she cares about and taking their souls/ and divorced him and still isn’t on good terms with him
Alphys even asks if you think toriel and asgore will get together and if you say you don’t think they will, she agrees that while a happy thought, it would be unlikely. Also, Toriel and Sans already have a deep connection to the point where sans agreed not to kill humans for her sake.
