Silver Tongue

world-heritage-posts:

val-ritz:

snorlaxatives:

incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4

:)

what-even-is-thiss:

sandersstudies:

randomslasher:

scumtrout:

fun fact about aging: you don’t perceive yourself as being older but you perceive young people as being younger. today I was in a zoom meeting with a bunch of young men and I kept thinking ‘who put beards on these children’.

Correct. High school kids are WAY younger than I was when I was in high school. So are college kids. When I was in high school and college we were full grown adults. But now that I’m almost 40 the high school and college age kids are actually babies. It’s crazy how that happens. 

I remember when I was in middle school I would hear my dad calling college students and 20-something employees “kid,” as in “oh yeah this kid that just started in marketing is really talented,” or “the Johnsons’ son is a really nice kid” talking about like a 22-year-old and at the time I was like “what haha those aren’t kids those are clearly adults”

And now I’m a 24-year-old who sees my 18-year-old coworker as a baby and I’m like ah. I think I am coming to an understanding.

Everyone on planet earth currently is the oldest and most mature that they’ve ever been. And they always will be.

maxpawb:

maxpawb:

trans bi flags for when ur trans and also bi

the second one is in my icon at the moment lol

free to use w credit

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH I AM STILL TRANS AND BI BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ggots:

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Your gender is valid but your beats are WACK

ganymedecatamitus:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

ibroughtyoumybullets:

i can domesticate him

-some ancient Egyptian staring at a cat, circa 7500BC

- Some ancient cat staring at an Egyptian, circa 7500 BC

brosef:

jaehaerys1:

violetnull:

bowlinggwithmargo:

Crypto line hit me like a truck

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Found him

lakefama:

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i just think. wind waker.