lizzymodblog:

unwinona:

McGonagall holding a Sorting Hat that has been duct-taped across the mouth and doing her own impression of the hat’s voice from behind her hand in the Great Hall.

James Potter HUFFLEPUFF

Remus Potter RAVENCLAW

Sirius Potter NOW THE GROUNDSKEEPER 

No classes together ever goodbye

You guys do realize that McGonagall is gonna die of old age at some point right

No she won’t. She will become the new headmaster and run the school for centuries like dumbledore did until a new threat attacks the school and she will sacrifice herself to save the wizard world.

lizzymodblog:

nomiros:

lizzymodblog:

is it spelled whoa or woah

Probably gif

whoah

I’t pronounced data

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a gunshot to the dick.

LIizzie, that’s not cool. You don’t shoot a guy in the dick.

Every enemy has a weak spot.

Some are more obvious than others.

Not taking advantage of them would be wasteful.

You don’t shoot someone in the dick. That is just something you don’t do. You can gouge out their eyes, hook up a car battery to their nipples and hit their crotch with a baseball bat, but you never shoot them in the dick.

alegbra:

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation

this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter

Well, the plate might have a circle on it and seeing as there’s no ethereal light which presents itself much more obviously with post truth witness alchemy, it seems much more likely.

askapplegloom:

Who are all these ponies?!

I wonder if people will get the reference.

graphitedoll:

well Hans, i guess 11/12 isn’t… that… bad…

at least he didn’t listen to Shang:

You know, this really makes you realize how shallow and how much of an asshole the disney princes were.

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Float like a butterfly, sting like a gunshot to the dick.

LIizzie, that’s not cool. You don’t shoot a guy in the dick.

geardrops:

vulte:

mostafart:

is this even real

EHBLERBBB

oh no

It sounds like dexter mannings girl voice for sanity not included.

totallynotacreaturefan:

I log onto twitter to see this. I bet you Ze has no regrets.

Can we get a base if ze in that position?

moonblossom:

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

Goddammit buzzbuzz