See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.
Who writes the history books?
The survivors.
Who survives?
The victors.
I fear for the day a member of tumblr becomes a politician.
“This just in. Senator White called Senator Green ‘White sexist cis scum’ for the simple crime of not knowing that Senator White preferred to be called ‘bunself.’”
This just in, Trilby’s made illegal because senator white “finds fedoras to be a misogynistic concept”
Senator Black is undergoing trial for actually being white, even though his last name is ‘Black’. Senator White calls this “Appropriation of the identity of others.”
Senator white closes down all foreign food places due to cultural appropriation.
I fear for the day a member of tumblr becomes a politician.
“This just in. Senator White called Senator Green ‘White sexist cis scum’ for the simple crime of not knowing that Senator White preferred to be called ‘bunself.’”
This just in, Trilby’s made illegal because senator white “finds fedoras to be a misogynistic concept”
An anthology of excerpts from my new cookbook: “Cooking for Fucking Morons”
You should actually do that on kickstarter. I mean, if someone can get 17000 to make potato salad, you can do a bunch more.
No, no, no. Are you kidding? That’s insane! I mean, I can crack a couple jokes, but not nearly enough to fill a whole fucking book.
… Then again, a Hitchhiker’s Guide setup might work. Just have a story that’s regularly interrupted by excerpts from the book…
No! No I couldn’t do that! I’d have to write a story! And tons of jokes! I’m not a writer! No! No way this is happening. No way this’d be funded. No way anyone would buy it. It’s impossible.
Also, I couldn’t write or publish a book without remaining anonymous or using a pseudonym. And people always find out who’s behind a pseudonym. It’s a no-go.
Not happening.
Make it about a chef who has to win the ninja cook off and fight off the evil spice pirates
