you’re right, for college you should make sure you pack a perfectly geometrically accurate limestone cube. don’t bring some fucking limestone rectangular prism to college like a fucking loser lmao that’s the first way to set yourself up for failure. imagine what a fool you’ll look like, just dragging a massive hunk of limestone into your freshman dorm? “rectangular prism boy,” they’ll call you “prizzy” for short. you’ll fail all your classes and be a social outcast. Now, with a cube, a good, square, even-sided cube, you’ll be the big man on campus, winning the respect of peers and professors alike. “Good ol’ Limestone Cube Having Johnny,” they’ll say.
Okay, so here’s the deal. Tali loves the fridge. I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in. She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can. Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there. And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water. I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else. And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight. So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.
Fridge cat just got weirder. Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous. I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree. But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out. But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of. She’s soaking wet now, and very content.
I told Tali she was famous. She and her stuffed husky celebrated.
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When I see I'm scheduled for a day I asked off due to being out of town and go tell my manager
What my brain brain says will happen: He's gonna make you work that day and you won't be able to and you're gonna get fired
What actually happens: Manager apologizes for the inconvenience and fixes it. Thanks me for bringing letting him know rather than just not showing up
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
