Silver Tongue

lindleland:

palmer:

dudunsparce:

dudunsparce:

why are they so bitchy

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you’re so correct for this

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it’s been 6 days. how is everyone on this post already deactivated.

cutitami:

cupcakes 🌈🧁 !!

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christee-angel:

christee-angel:

Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition

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Whoever lives like this….. we live in such different worlds that i don’t even want to know you

foone:

foone:

I haven’t seen it get mentioned on Tumblr yet but Samsung has just gotten caught in a hilarious scam: they apparently advertised how their latest phones can take great picture of the moon, compared to other phones!

But it turns out they aren’t using machine-learning to clear up blurry pictures, they’re using machine-learning to detect when you’re taking a picture of the moon, and then they swap in a saved PNG file of the moon.

A reddit user figured this out by taking a photo of the moon from Wikipedia, blurring it in photoshop, then trying to photograph it from across the room with all the lights turned out.

Their Samsung phone somehow managed to “clear up” the blurriness and recover details that weren’t there in the first place. Because it’s just cheating.

Here’s the first reddit post in the saga.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Android/comments/11nzrb0/samsung_space_zoom_moon_shots_are_fake_and_here/


Next step obviously is for someone to disassemble the camera app, find the PNG, and replace it with something else.

artbyblastweave:

One of my favorite gags from contemporary SCP was from this article about a pointlessly dangerous extradimensional convenience store with layer upon layer of fatal death traps installed at every stage in the shopping process, one of which is a pit full of poisonous snakes below the checkout line. And then there’s a footnote saying that rather than being a confusion of terms between “venomous” and “poisonous” the snakes themselves are actually fangless and completely docile but anyone who falls into the pit and sees the snakes comes under a compulsion to start stuffing the snakes in their mouth

wellfine:

I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro​‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.

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brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain

the-subcon10ent:

We may be cut from the same cloth but I was cut with these

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thedreadpiratematt:

red-mercer:

privateschoolfeline:

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Mechanical Slut

Omg I want a Manwhore Music Box

I'm sorry, but I'm imagining Randy's transformation into a Mew is tied to Arceus, and the scenario is funny in my head


"Take my gift, my child."

*God reaches out with one finger-hoof and touches Randy's nose

"Boop."

*poof* and now Randy is a mew

xxtc-96xx:

loupy-mongoose:

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Normally theories inspire me to work on the comic. This one distracted me. XD

thy will is done