
the mountain dew facebook page is dumb
are you team nerd or team nerd?
What about team x∆◯▘
Or team ┼ break your wrist?

the mountain dew facebook page is dumb
are you team nerd or team nerd?
What about team x∆◯▘
Or team ┼ break your wrist?
how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
FUCK
Oh fuck you.
Smart people jokes be like
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
Not to mention that some of the adults he tried to help were complete nutjobs.
Ya know, sometimes I can’t tell if a person on Skype who’s on Do Not Disturb had it set on and forgot about it, or they really just don’t want to be disturbed.
I have it set up so I don’t have to hear the skype noises
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
Science tumblr to the rescue.
While the multiverse theory states that there is a universe for everything, there IS most likely a universe where nobody knows of the multiverse theory essentially meaning it doesn’t exist. Just as there IS most likely a universe where everything ends up being a paradox with itself.