Silver Tongue

a-spoopy-mod:

Poll closes on the 18th

nice-wig-janis:
“OH MY GOD
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nice-wig-janis:

OH MY GOD

a-spoopy-mod:

Poll closes on the 18th

Great, the one day I have to work all day and shit goes down in the fandom.

fangpony replied to your post:someone help me
Take a vibrator and a flask

I have neither of those things.

@rosexknight, is that how you survive the days?

10/10

someone help me

I have to go into work for an 11 hour shift in 15 minutes

Top two things my friends say to me over skype

1) “Silver NO!”

2) “Silver yes.”

wouldst-and-other-funny-words:

dikubutto:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.

why is nobody talking about this

BOOST

I read this to everyone on the plane and they cheered

gomu-gomu-no-life:

dggeoff:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

im deleting this fucking website

It took me a minute