Poll closes on the 18th
Take a vibrator and a flask
I have neither of those things.
@rosexknight, is that how you survive the days?
wouldst-and-other-funny-words:
Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.
why is nobody talking about this
BOOST
I read this to everyone on the plane and they cheered

