bioticbootyshaker:
drtanner:
missmokushiroku:
thegamingmuse:
all-four-cheekbones:
n-o-r-m-a-n-d-y:
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
“this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items”
“why is all this ammo here”
“where did all the enemies go”
“This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly.”
“No, there it is.”
“….That’s an awful lot of bass.”
“Oh hey, that door closed behind me harder than the others.”
hod-the-blind:
dx11:
mancermechro:
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
Why not just become the money?
hollllow:
You asked for tentacles, I drew them
You wanna draw porn, I give the thing that usually always ends in decent porn and you just do softcore. I tried. I don’[t know what you want.
Matt and Liam are my spirit animals.
kelpiesnshit:
I wanna draw porn.
Popping all my ponies into heat, ya’ll have fun with that.
Heat will end whenever I fucking want it to end.
Don’t you mean “whenever you want fucking it to end?”
If tumblr has taught me anything, it’s that even quite a few women think they pee out of the vagina.