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discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Like this??

DONATE TO IT YES

I will watch the fuck out of that show!

petitepasserine:
“ nervous-princess:
“ thegreenwolf:
“ sachimo:
“ abeardfullofbees:
“ alilnugget:
“ wanashou:
“ beatonna:
“ If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.
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petitepasserine:

nervous-princess:

thegreenwolf:

sachimo:

abeardfullofbees:

alilnugget:

wanashou:

beatonna:

If you aren’t totally quaking in your boots at the news of millions of bees dead, yet again, you’re nuts.

this should be concerning a lot more people than it is

not only because bees are one of the most important animals in the world and their job is a lot more than gathering honey but also because they are what scientists refer to as an “indicator species”

this means that when their populations start dwindling and then rapidly dropping, humans need to watch their shit because that means that environmental factors are too difficult for THEM to live in, so it might be difficult for US to live in, too. bees basically act as an indication that humans have a lot to worry about and when they start dying like this it deserves a lot more than a few headlines.

last year my biggest worry was the steep decline in bee population and apparently thats not about to change anytime soon. people have told me to my face that they think its strange I’m so concerned for the bees. read this you selfish fucks

Get excited, motherfuckers.  Without bees, we will die off.  Bayer and Monsanto continue to produce the chemicals that have been proven to kill them, and the government has their backs.  Bees pollinate 30% of our food in the US and we are passing legislation to PROTECT the scumbags responsible for killing them.

I preach this shit to everyone who will listen and I always get “WAAAAH I HATE BEES THEY STING AND THEY ARE BIG MEANIES!” but think about your future life without kiwis, cranberries, blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, peaches, sunflowers, cotton, apples, plums, pears, mustard, celery, peppers, tomatoes, eggplant, beans, cherries, melons, turnips, canola oil, alfalfa, soybeans, lemons, oranges, and I could go on forever.

Bees are amazing creatures who are responsible for the comfortable lives we lead in this country and we cannot sustain and feed our population without them.

Alright you guys, there’s a good amount of notes on this but it’s only making us aware of the problem, not telling us what we can do to help. We can do something to help and YOU CAN HELP, YES THAT MEANS YOU. ALL YOU NEED IS DIRT, A FEW BUCKS, AND A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO MAKE A WORLD OF DIFFERENCE, LITERALLY. 

Plant flowers that bees like and that attract them.

Bees prefer flowers that are blue, purple, and yellow. Choose flowers that bloom successively over the spring, summer, and fall seasons such as coreopsis, Russian sage, or germander. They especially love clover! Other plants include sage, salvia, oregano, lavender, ironweed, yarrow, yellow hyssop, alfalfa, honeywort, dragonhead, echinacea, bee balm, buttercup, goldenrod and English thyme. Buy seeds online.

GET RID OF THE PESTICIDES!!

If pesticides are killing off the bees so easily, what do you think it’s doing to us? The EPA says studies have shown pesticides can cause birth defects, nerve damage, and cancer. There are other ways to get rid of pests in the garden than using chemicals. Organic Garden Pests shows you how to keep off the bugs the organic way.

Give the bees a free home!

Giving bees a “bee block” alone is a huge load off their backs! You can buy homes here or  You can even build your own. 

Please, if you have already reblogged this, reblog this is again with what I have posted onto it so you know what you can do to help. We can make a difference.

Sources and other helpful links:

5 ways to help our disappearing bees

How to “Friend” Your Native Bees

Why gardening is good for your health

Silence of the Bees

Quick mention of the Xerces Society for Invertebrate Conservation, a nonprofit group doing a LOT of good work for bees and other pollinators, among others.

signal boost

signal boost this to the ends of the earth

Bees are the nice suzzy cute ones who don’t mind people and are like “hey, we give your plants life and we will just leave you alone and junk but if if you threaten our hive, we will fuck you up”
They are pretty chill as long as you don’t threaten them. Just let hem go about their business. It’s wasps that are the evil fuckers that will sting you for no reason.

long story short, bees are rad and we need to be(e) saving them

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evilgenius101:

the most accurate post on tumblr

UUUUGGGGHHHHH

This

I think I’m doing this right…

dammit England, stop making us look bad D:

*goes back in time and convinces my mom to raise me in England*

this really makes me angry. My gf cries herself to sleep sometimes because college is too fucking expensive here in the states.

I’m 27 and I really want to go back to school and I can’t. It’s just too expensive for me to afford with the job I have. Here in the states, they don’t want you to succeed if you are poor. It’s easier to kick someone when they are down. I swear to God, I hate it here.

Bolding part of the above because it’s just oh so fucking true.

A huge part of the cause of this is the morbid fear of socialism in the US. Or anything vaguely remotely resembling socialism.

And people wonder why I want to leave the states.

People associate Socialism with “COMMUNISM!!!” because the government pushed to link them because they NEED capitalism to keep their big corporations prospering and their pockets filling with cash. 

Socialism is NOT BAD. in fact, we had STARTED to have a socialist country for a while where the businesses and stuff were taxed more fairly but it was shot down and it’s been going down hill since. 

OH FUCK YOU AMERICA! FUCK YOU!

“dammit England, stop making us look bad D:” Dude no one has to MAKE us look bad. We look bad on our own.

I graduated high school a month ago. I have enough college credits to get into many colleges. I am automatically accepted into one if I apply.
I have no money to go to colleges because I would have to pay for it myself and I can barely keep my car on my wage. Fuck this greedy ass country. Fuck this backwards ass education system. Fuck this healthcare system for rucking my family (long story) Just fuck america.

boy, that escalated quickly.

I want my patronus to be a shiba inu

The biggest problem with Schools sex ed is that it doesn’t educate the students about sex, It just shows a bunch of pictures of genital warts and tells them that the safest way to have sex is to not have it… Which is the dumbest response because, according to that logic, the safest way to live is to stay in a room and do nothing. I say this because they say the safest way to do something is to not do it. If you live your life safely by not doing anything, but if you live like that you aren’t really living. Instead of telling kids to have sex safely by not having it and scaring them away from a perfectly natural, biological AND emotional process, they should teach students how to do it safely by telling people stuff like it should be consensual on both parties sides and if tehy don’t want STDs they should do things like use condoms and get tested fairly often depending on how often they have sex and to avoid pregnancies with things like birth control and condoms. The safest way of doing stuff is not by avoiding it all together, that is a cowardly way to “live.”

It happened. It finally happened. The question was “What is the safest way of driving through fog” and the answer was “park your car and wait.”

They did it. They pulled out the abstinence crap.

So the driver safety thing was like “maybe if the weather was worded differently, people would be cautious. Maybe instead of a bunch of rain and high wind speeds it was lats of rain and wind speeds that can rip your face off? What if hurricanes were called stuff like hurricane charles manson?”

THEY MADE A JOKE ABOUT CHARLES FUCKING MANSON! THAT IS THE RADDEST SHIT EVER!

animationfanatic:

I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons

Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…

Hiccup:

Hiccup:…

Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it

That does not bode well if he finds a dragon with a spear like tail.

So this driver safety course is the worst but it was cheap and legally what I need. It’s like “So many people die due to automotive accidents” and I am expecting it to say something along the lines of “the safest form of driving is lack there of.” or shit like that. Like seriously, It’s like an abstinent talking bout sex.