I see a lot of talk about how Sam’s only temptation from the Ring was a giant garden, and while it is true that he wanted to turn mordor into a garden (because, yes, he is very sweet that way), saying it was his only temptation is complete and utter “Sam’s Imaginary Flaming Sword” ERASURE
The flaming sword quote:
“Already
the Ring tempted him, gnawing at his will and reason. Wild fantasies
arose in his mind; and he saw Samwise the Strong, Hero of the Age,
striding with a flaming sword across the darkened land, and armies
flocking to his call as he marched to the overthrow of Barad-dûr.”
god ok a few years back i had this friend who was like. an influencer. like a legitimate instagram influencer. paid promotions from makeup companies type. and we were talking and she was like wait how many tumblr followers do you have and i was like uhhhhhh 4k and she was like ooooo you should start doing advertisements on there get yourself some money. and i just quietly sat with the realization that we were two very, very different people
my audience of ex-theater kids and ex-ex-supernatural fans seeing me try to sell them the CUTEST makeup brushes or whatever
tumblr user pizza literally did this in like 2014 and got excommunicated
Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off. Something else is going on here, behind the scenes. And it hit me.
Look at where the floor is. Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length! And then the obvious solution presented itself.
She’s standing on a dog!
No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.
Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me!
Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it.
I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand. However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.
Unless…
now he can’t even close the door
fuck you, lady
This is the reason I am on tumblr
your theories are all amazing, but i must say, they’re also false
this is of course the true explanation
because as you see, he has just stopped crying, realized everything’s ok, because he saw Her, his goth gf
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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