String theory according to drunk samrosemodblog
You get a string and wrap it around itself and if you wrap it enough times you crate the universe. The universe is a one dimensional plane wrapped on itself so if you kill a fly it creates a tsunami that destroys the universe.
arosu-sama:
pimpunderthemountain:
careful-with-that-ass-eugene:
I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists
He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm
HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
I wonder if it’s poisonus
No, no snake is poisonous. Snakes are however venomous.
fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:
super-who-locked-in:
castielmydeer:
sushinfood:
collar-fullofchemistry:
justcomingalongfortheride:
takshammy:
zombiegrinder:
Holy shit, this is the greatest
Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL
This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.
Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.
how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.
Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.
Why do people think badly of Gordon? I mean, he literally screams at anyone who thinks too high of them selves, it doesn’t matter who it is. He destroys their golden pedestal and tries to make them humble and good at what they’re doing with the reputation to back it up. Yet this lady came on about being completely psychotic that even Ramsey could handle it. Ramsey. Couldn’t. Handle. Her. He gave up on her and seemed quite devastated because of it. He truly wanted to help.
gordon ramsey is wonderful okay
The link doesn’t appear to be working and I have only found the video in one part so here is Part 1, I could not find the other half to the video or a link to the full episode at this time. However, I only needed to watch 5 minutes of the video to see that she is insane. I didn’t think she could be THAT crazy, but she’s fucking crazy.
Gordon Ramsey is actually a good person. Whenever he taught the children, he knew that yelling at them won’t help. A little girl messed up on a dish once and he asked here where. She didn’t know and he told her she should work backwards to find out. He only yells at people who are fucking retards. Amy fired an employee ON CAMERA for asking “Are you sure” when she was told that a dish was to go to a certain table because another table had a similar order. All in all, the episode is worth watching because you have to be a special kind of stupid to get Ramsey to give up on you.
fuckyeahtherealkiki:
tomtomthefisherman:
flvckooo:
Seeking a more humane method of carrying out capital punishment, Ohio’s new machine yanks inmates heads from their bodies using painless, powerful robotic claws.
What in the fuck?
This is simultaneously the most hilarious, badass, horrific thing I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop cry-laughing about it.
If I was killed that way, I would have my head sent to my victims house one their childs birthday wrapped in wrapping paper.
ariaofsorrow:
sixpenceee:
space-transgressor:
mopedsandbullshit:
blacksupervillain:
piccolowasablackman:
sixpenceee:
A reservoir of water three times the volume of all the oceans has been discovered deep beneath the Earth’s surface. The finding could help explain where Earth’s seas came from.
The water is hidden inside a blue rock that lies 700 kilometres underground in the mantle, the layer of hot rock between Earth’s surface and its core.
Some geologists think water arrived in comets as they struck planets, but the new discovery supports an alternative idea that the ocean oozed out of Earth’s interior layer.
SOURCE
OH MY GODDDDDDD -NERDS OUT-
That’s where the lizard people live
Watch
mind blown
WHAT THE FUCK
I just wanna point something out.
You know how you always see those pictures of the strange types of fish that live in the deep, deep sea?
like this one

or this one

and this one

If any and if possible imagine what the fish look like in the DEEP, DEEP sea.
I’m smelling a million dollar creepy story.
ya’ll fuckers bout to unleash pacific rim
the whole “expand the seas” thing made me think about team aqua.