“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
I’ve got this…
“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“
“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.
Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.
He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.
Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”
Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.
this is fucking neo colonialism, telling small immigrant owned businesses what they can and cannot serve in their own fucking restaurants. If you go into ANY of these places THERE IS A BIG HONKING DESCRIPTION NEXT TO THE ITEM LISTING TELLING YOU EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. NOBODY IS FORCING YOU TO EAT IT.
white people stop fucking coming into cultural spaces to demand that they cater to YOU. They don’t. They don’t fucking cater to you first and foremost.
It’s literally a food that developed to amp up the protein levels in eggs because of the expensiveness and rarity of good quality meat in the Philippines.
Like OK cool y’all get all high and mighty about duck embryo but meanwhile like foie gras is made by literally exploding goose livers and like nobody is ever gonna sign a petition in nyc to take that off the menu. Like Meat is meat. Get that into your heads.
FFS
ok but y'all keep forgetting to mention that white ppl will use balut as a shock factor in their shows but the moment we use balut to spread our culture and not as shock factor they do this shit.
I was waiting for the part where they would say ‘Oh hey this is way unhealthy and could kill you’ or ‘this type of duck is endangered so don’t eat’
But no. Literally the only reason is
'I think it’s icky so you can’t have any’
People should be allowed to eat whatever tehy want. Nobody has a problem with veal which is baby cow. Why is an unborn duck any different? hell, even if the duck was hatched, it would end up getting eaten anyways. If it was endangered or unhealthy I can understand but it’s not so what the fuck? If an animal is being bred to be eaten, why does it matter at which point it’s eaten?
Everyone who Reblogs by Halloween will get a spooky drawing based on their blog.
What can I say I like art, blogs and drawing spooky shit.
Me: It's really awful that two main characters of the opposite genders in a show or movie can't just be friends without a forced romance between them, or fans shipping them manically. Not only is it showing heteronormativity at it's finest, but it's also showing that a boy and a girl can't just be friends and belittles the idea of a healthy platonic relationship without the need for sex or romance. Not to mention it's so commonplace, and in so many forms of media that it's become bland, boring and predictable and is starting to become the same crap over and over again, forced down peoples throats.
THINGS THEY WON’T SHOW YOU ON THE NEWS Because media likes to pit people against each other, enraging people, make people look bad and make more money for themselves.
Because GOD FORBID, Muslims, Arabs and especially Palestinians be showed in positive light.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
