Silver Tongue
You think I came out the pussy drawing fucking mozart!?

gapgems:

Me right now

since-the-900s:

heedra:

steven universe is clearly not a real american cartoon bc they’ve never had an episode where someone gets sick and everyone else has to shrink down and pilot a tiny vehicle through their body to find out what’s wrong

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The official comic tells a different story ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

chefpyro:

Steven positively saying “What’s up, Dot?”, as opposed to “What’s up Doc?”, as I kept hearing.

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Hooray for fact checking.

chefpyro:

magnetic-rose:

chefpyro:

I’ve been seeing people talking about how Steven called Peridot “Dot” by way of a nickname but I’ve watched the episode 5 times now and even searched through the transcript and I can’t find any trace of such a thing happening, let alone visual or auditory proof, so… source??

he says “what’s up, dot?” when she’s trying to reach the panel, right before he puts her on his shoulders.

… Just checked. You’re right. I kept hearing “what’s up, doc?” every time, and just assumed it was a reference to Bugs Bunny, but no, indeed, he definitely says Dot… Okay, thanks, I guess.

SMASH BALLOT

professorrenegade:

professorrenegade:

professorrenegade:

Alright people listen up. Nintendo wants to hear your suggestion for characters to put into Smash Bros. 3DS and WiiU.

Ladies and Gentlemen, there is only one character that you should vote for:


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This is our chance to get Wonder Red in Smash Bros. So let’s unite up and vote for Wonder Red!

LISTEN UP TEAM!

You literally have less than a week to vote for Wonder Red to be in Super Smash Bros for 3DS and Wii U. This is the final push! What are you waiting for?! You have unti October 3rd!

TEAM! UNITE UP!

LAST DAY TO VOTE!

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carbonatedeyeballs:

charlesoberonn:

What have I done…

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Prick is important to me

chefpyro:

if i ever get to design an fantasy world i will 100% name one of the mountaintops “sneak peak” because i have been waiting to use that pun for at least a decade and the opportunity just isn’t coming

WOuld that be the place to level up your stealth?

theonion:
“ ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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herestomydamnaddiction:
“ lasagnababy:
“ i wonder what happened to her car
”
it fell in the toilet can’t you read
”

herestomydamnaddiction:

lasagnababy:

i wonder what happened to her car

it fell in the toilet can’t you read