lizzymodblog:

I want to have sex with attractive humans that are pleasant to be around.

an attractive pleasant human is an oxymoron.

jestre:

I lied. I felt it needed one more thing before the lyrics. :3

You’ll catch it about halfway in.

The mixing will be adjusted.

holy dicks, that sounds amazing

Yes, if the whole world stopped making jokes in a card game then everyone would be happy, there would be no more wars and world hunger would be solved with glitter and rainbows.

See how i was using sarcasm as a form of humor to make fun of your flawed logic?

You need to wake up anon, this is reality. No matter what anyone says, does or anything, somebody somewhere will be offended. Just the fact that people like you just get offended because someone somewhere MIGHT get GENUINELY offended makes your entire argument mute. The reason why it’s mute is because while some aspects are true in their own right, it’s skewed in your favour. It’s like that picture of meat and broccoli with the protein percent. While broccoli’s protein percent is higher than meat, meat is denser and the actual protein is much much higher. 

Yes, CAH is a terrible game in that it makes people feel like they’re going to spend an eternity in a plain of eternal punishment, it does not make people worse for playing it. Just because someone comes up with “I used to not care about the deaths of 6 million jews but now it’s pretty much the only thing I masturbate to” doesn’t mean that person actually masturbates to the death of 6 million jews.

TL;DR

Anon is a biased idiot and people who play CAH don’t actually do the stuff they come up with in CAH.

collaterlysisters:

maxistentialist:

horriblewarning:

DEATH TO TRANSPHOBIA

I regret writing this card, it was a mean, cheap joke. We took it out of the game a while ago.

thanks! I wish that more people in comedy realized they could just, uh, do this, and not throw a big fucking stink about it, and go on to make more jokes that are good instead of bad. It is strange that so many people seem to imagine that a simple and sincere apology is a difficult or terrible thing to give.

Um, I don’t think you understand the point of cards against humanity. The sole reason for the games existence is to make people come up with the most offensive thing they can think of. If you get genuinely offended by a piece of card paper with some ink on it, then you really have some issues that need to be addressed before anything you say can even be considered.

kingofdaydreams:

If anyone ask why I love this show so much I will show them this. This show has so many good messages that I’ve tried to act out in my own life. I love this show

ask-wiggles:

I mean, it had a good run. At least I let you live long enough to finish ‘Shine’! But yeah, you should probably just close up the blog now. If you die in AKS, you die for real.

Just how like if you poop in your dreams… You poop in real life….

joshpeck:

castiel-the-assbutt:

whatthisismyurl:

wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before

that’s a snake

dogs are incredible

I love fish

jthenr-comics-vault:

“I had a father, his name was Ben Parker.”

AMAZING FANTASY #15 (Aug. 1962)
Art by Steve Ditko
Words by Stan Lee

&

SPIDER-MAN (2002)
Dir. Sam Raimi

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

Ben was his uncle

rosexknight:

charlesoberonn:

teamstarpluskid:

mewchamp:

mewchamp:

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

Dammit Hitler this is why we can’t have nice things!

don’t you hate it when hitler ruins everything?