rosexknight:

Oh boy do I have SO MANY stories for this…

I deliver pizzas and this person began to complain that their pizza (which had a bunch of veggies and meat) had no meat. He also insisted that he paid via credit card when the reciept clearly was for cash. He yelled at the people in the call center and I had to point to the meat for him. I pointed to ham, sausage and hamburger meat. He demanded another pizza but the call center person said that if he continues to act this rude, we will no longer serve him. He got mad and paid just enough for it. I was now in a bad mood but as I was in my car about to drive away, his wife was nice enoguh to give me a fifteen dollar tip for the trouble her husband caused.

churchsext:

bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

Don’t forget to use your indoor plumbing and the light of your lightbulbs powered by electricity.

sephlidszephyr:

ciaederlo:

pervocracy:

snailchimera:

geekgirlsmash:

xekstrin:

comfemgem:

verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

… Wait what… The last one… WHAT?!

Yeast. It’s called yeast.

Did you know that blue cheese uses a type of mold and feta comes from goats?

Did you know that yogurt is full of bacteria?

Did you know that tomatoes are related to nightshade, a poisonous plant?

Added an art button on my blog so now you can see all the art related stuff I’ve done over that last year and a half.

somepotternerd:

seriously why does tumblr suddenly hate everything when it gets popular? like fuck guys tfios and john green have been practically workshipped for so long and now suddenly its doing really well and youve all got to shit on john green

Blame the hipsters that are only here because it’s not facebook.

naoyatodo:

quriosity:

found the perfect colors to paint the friendzone

my creation

That is a trilby, not a fedora.

Apparently not because people still insist that ubisoft never made a female assassin.

nooby-banana:

aurahack:

A greatly dramatized version of Ubisoft’s super-fun development choices.

It’s 2014, y’all. I can create robot ladies in Destiny. You can wear both genders’ clothing in the Saints Row games. Y’all had playable female characters in your multiplayer and you’re telling me now it’s too much work? For the protagonist of your story? On your dev team of several hundreds of people with nine studios working on it?

Ok. Sure, man.

Ok but please don’t put blame on the animators for this. All they do is animate what they’re told to. If they went back to their superior saying “this is too hard I don’t wanna”, they’ll be fired for sure. This comic should instead be about the top dogs at the studios. They’re the ones that ultimately determine what will be in the game.

Animators are so soooo far down the pipeline their opinion on girls would never matter in the grand scheme of a game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin’s_Creed_III:_Liberation

(I’ve actually bookmarked this link because I’ve had to use is so often)

esudese: