lizzymodblog:

No luck finding Burglar’s owner yet.

Because cat’s don’t have owners. They have slaves. And burger chose you to be the new slave.

probably-a-succubus:
“ slimydad:
“ glitterpotato:
“ misandry-mermaid:
“ kyian:
“ On today’s edition of “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” ”
Girls can’t wear sunglasses. SCIENCE
”
are you fucking kidding me i am SO PUMPED FOR PRINCESS FUCKIN...

probably-a-succubus:

slimydad:

glitterpotato:

misandry-mermaid:

kyian:

On today’s edition of “Unnecessarily Gendered Products”

Girls can’t wear sunglasses. SCIENCE

are you fucking kidding me i am SO PUMPED FOR PRINCESS FUCKIN GOLDFISH

well

as much as I am against unnecessarily gendered products

this doesn’t say it’s for girls anywhere, and the other doesn’t say it’s for boys

you’re kinda just„. assuming one is specifically for girls because it’s pink and has a princess theme

so YOURE THE ONE PERPETRATING STEREOTYPES

WHERE CAN I FIND THEM!? I WANT ONE NOW!

There are really only six types of pony blogs when you think about it.

It’s (Character) but he/she is gender swapped

It’s (Character) but he/she is older/younger

It’s (Character) but he/she is a different species

It’s (Character) but he/she is discorded

It’s (Character) but he/she was traumatized some way

It’s (Character) but he/she lives in a version of equestria that’s slightly different

herhmione:

every fandom had that one ship that makes absolutely no sense canonically but somehow a lot of the fandom ships it

vinyltavia and rarijack

weedshibe:

izhtiekz:

my friend just sent this to me with no context

how the FUCK am i supposed to fall asleep knowing this man exists

A FEMALE Assassin? How does she kill? With a BOOB!?

lizzymodblog:

pencil-rebagels:

mrs-cheese:

giddytf2:

pinkydude:

vidyagame:

drink-me-whiskey:

Doctor Dork Homosexual.  It’s like this thing knows me!

slutty mctiger privilege

El Yaoi Fucker

El Tiger Homosexual.

Uhm, okay.

Super Yaoi Whore. Can’t argue with that.

Slutty Mc Fucking Whore!

Giant Frickface Puncher.

super fucking face.

arosu-sama:

I’m thinking about a couple of my pony ocs I have and their story is so shocking that I want to collaborate with somebody in order to actually make the blog.
The story is about love and how it can hurt.

I like colabs

sekahyyh:

cardsofclow:

decencybedamned:

HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON

  • wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
  • wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines

YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

either way, things are sure gonna get

steamy

GET OUT

I’m sure she would say that in the fanfiction too.

triisoup:

8bitrevolver:

He knocked over some kaiju toys then let out a mighty victory roar.

LONG LIVE THE KING

BE PREPAAAAAAAARED