Silver Tongue
Me: *looks at the Gravity Falls Fandom*
Gravity Falls Fandom: SHIPPING! SHIPPING! SHIPPING!
Me: *looks at the Star VS the Forces of Evil Fandom*
Star VS the Forces of Evil Fandom: WHAT DOES EVERYTHING MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: ...
Me: Something is weird about this but i cant put my finger in what

earthtogrounders:

everyone-hearts-it:

earthtogrounders:

I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend 

But boys don’t get periods??? lol 

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Also, some boys get periods.

panic-at-the-dickhole:

pre-med-timelord:

atheistnextdoor:

The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!

The last one was great!

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

hitomitanakasbf:

niggasandcomputers:

hashtagdion:

I’m reblogging this for the second time in fifteen minutes because I can’t get over how hard homeboy swerved this chick.

Billy Bad Ass

Godddddddd

pretty sure he’s gay

ladisputa:
“ this made me laugh really hard why
”

ladisputa:

this made me laugh really hard why

that1guykaiser:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

Don’t fucking start with me this morning

articulatememe:

theultimatejimmyrustler:

articulatememe:

why be racist sexist homophobic or transphobic when you could bE QUIET

Why have freedom of speech if people want to silence you?

freedom of speech is so the police can’t arrest you for stating you’re opinion, it is not an excuse for you to be a piece of shit and get away with it.

Also it only protects you if it’s not causing harm. If you are spouting hateful nonsense towards an entire group of people, then you’re not protected by the first amendment.

me: I'm tired because of my depression and I'm mentally exhausted so please let me lay down
my family: YOU'RE tired? You wanna know what I'VE done this week?
jestre:
“ tactical-facepalm:
“ My eyes vs my phone…
http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/
”
I didn’t see any of it
B̶̳͔̬̠̮̱̪͎̰̠̱̮̘̭̦̗͘̕͘͠E̴̟̫̹̕͢Ç͝͞͏͚̟͎̝͉͉̳̩A҉̘͕̞͉͙̻̮̠̣̫̝̝̯̖͕̺̰̱U͏̣̖̭͕̙̜̲̣͉̰̦̮̜S̶̛̥̗̰͚̖̫̲̱̩̞̬͇̜̫͖̝͇͡͞E̢̕͜͏̗͈̪̼͈̫...

jestre:

tactical-facepalm:

My eyes vs my phone…

http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

I didn’t see any of it

B̶̳͔̬̠̮̱̪͎̰̠̱̮̘̭̦̗͘̕͘͠E̴̟̫̹̕͢Ç͝͞͏͚̟͎̝͉͉̳̩A҉̘͕̞͉͙̻̮̠̣̫̝̝̯̖͕̺̰̱U͏̣̖̭͕̙̜̲̣͉̰̦̮̜S̶̛̥̗̰͚̖̫̲̱̩̞̬͇̜̫͖̝͇͡͞E̢̕͜͏̗͈̪̼͈̫ ̧̧̘͖͓̱̜͟͟͢T̵̡̲͚̯̯͙̤̟̳͔̺̫́͜͞ͅH̦̤̹̥̲̰͢͠ͅE̼̝̲͈͇̳̺̳͓̞̟͔͈̹̩̬̘̬̕͜ ̵̷̝̲̣͓̼̰͓̻̩͖͕͓̮͉͇͙͇͡͞C̡̻͔̮͚̩̲̣͚͔̝̜̹͓̻̖͎̗͢L̢̘̱̻̩̖̀͞Ơ̷̴̤̤̫̩̘̪̦̭̤̮̺̜̝͘͜U̷̡̕͟͏̖͚̣̺̭̯͚ͅD̢̨͔̹̣̗͘͟͡S̸͔͎̪̖͇̲̯͈͔̗̪̬̩̻̮͙̼̠̀ ̡̛̣̣͈̠̮͖̹̥̤̺̟̘͇̙̙̬͚̰W̡̛̪̮̺̻̼̞͝͡ͅÉ̶͙̹͎̺̳͚͇̬̻͢R̴̵͏̷̖̹͎̬̝̤̥̪̝̼͝ͅE͝͏҉̘̭̙͚̖͙͕͖͟͠ ͈̼͔̙̠͔̼̠̻̩͉̩̼̩͇͔͍̩͡͡I͔̙̱̠̯̤͎̖̰͕̭͇̩̦̟̭͟N͘͡͏̵͓̻̩͚̖̭̕ ͈͕̦͕̰̲̭̮̩͝ͅT͕̱̦͉̬̜̙̙̲͓̦͉͜͡H͚̤̞͔̼͉̠͈͚̲͞ͅÉ̷̼̙̠̯̺̰̠̖̻͙̟͜͜͝ ̷̶̷̰̭̩̟̦̤̪̠͍͘͝F̵̷̩̙͙̤̠̯͓̩͎̕͘͞U̡̡͕̰̬͚̼̹̲̪͕̹͓ͅC҉̢̞̻̤̘̣̰̪̱̼͜K̷̕̕҉̯͚̱̫͡I̮͚̖͇͎̤͜͡Ņ̶̵͚͕̫̭͎̖̘̮͎̫͓̼̹̩͈͇́ ̨͔̙̘͖̭̖̤Ẃ͏̻̻̥͇̜̯̕Ạ̴̴̛̬̟̯͞Y̴̷̵͕̼̟̲̻̱̪̫͉̯̖͙̯̺̮̭͞͠ͅ!̨͕̜̩̻͚̣̻̖͢