Oh God. I think I have some dried semen caught just inside my penis hole and it hurts.

Third gen Pokemon remake?

Just found out about it. can’t wait until it comes. Of the four good gens, I never played hoenn. Gonna get the Ruby because team aqua is stupid and doesn’t understand how rain works.

By real games, does he mean having trouble with the trolley and eating tje souls of his fallen enemies?

By real games, does he mean having trouble with the trolley and eating tje souls of his fallen enemies?

Went to prom with saccharinecyanide and 3lasticarts and Tumblrless friends and had a blast. I will post the formal pictures when they come In.
I danced like a drunk giraffe.

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Twilights kingdom is my favourite episode of dragon ball z

Never eat Mexican food before watching a season finale of anything.

My favourite shirt was discontinued.

colour-of-night:

((Le gasp, an update? It’s been over half a year since the last one! Remember kids, we update as often as VG cats and adamwestslapdog))

I have completed my new years resolution of updating the blogs I care about at least once.

extradan:

mpaskin1:

an-all-terrain-venomoth:

mpaskin1:

How do you people write with your right hand I cant understand

It’s so we can masturbate with our left while writing.
Plus if you’re writing pretty much any language but Hebrew, you write left to write, so the ink doesn’t get on our hands.

Is writing really this exciting that you feel the need to masturbate while doing so???!!

As a left handed I am able to scroll my porn while masturbating 

I’m ambidextrous.