I looked into this and this is not Spooky Doo, but instead a robot dog built to look and act like Spooky Doo who has been accepted into the Doo family after the canonical death of Spooky Doo.
this post came dangerously close to having me google “Scooby-Doo family tree” but that’s not the kind of life I want to live right now
Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month
this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
DO A BARREL ROLL
If this had contained even one more piece of punctuation, it would be exponentially less hilarious. So I’m glad it didn’t.
how the fuck do breasts do a barrel roll? rosexknight halp.
its real all right & there’s more where that came from
Please tell us more
the woman who pooped on the floor got banned, but not for pooping on the floor
there is a man who comes in once a week, buys a sandwich to go, and eats it in the men’s bathroom. we know because he leaves toothpicks and the wrapper by the urinal
a woman once demanded to know where she could buy an apartment in the area, i informed her that this was a panera and not a real estate office, and she interrupted me to specify she was looking for an $1100 two bedroom
we hired twins named franciel and franciela
customer complained about the size of the small mac n cheese (it comes pre-portioned) and i told her she could upgrade it to a large for a few dollars, at which point she shook her mac n cheese in my face and screamed “i could shit more mac and cheese than this!”
the GM got so upset that he threw a sandwich at the wall and it stuck there for a few minutes because of the sauce
people act like “do you want bread, chips, or an apple for your side?” is the goddamn SATs
no, you can’t get “bread chips”
no, you can’t get “apple chips”
no, you can’t get “apple bread”
i hate you
How do you not have apple bread?!
Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.