babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

What if you have two cucumbers?

a-modest-mans-only-rebel-son:

gonna save these for later

extradan:

it feels like somebody… wants to sell me something!

genderikari:

siliconedrops:

genderikari:

real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.

I stopped reading at “real women”

you should have kept reading

puts a whole new meaning to “shark week”

lizzymodblog:

Home is where the fart is.

My home is everywhere

stuck-in-the-frondzone:

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Holy fuck this messed me up

the same can be asked for if is doesn’t hurt

putuksstuff:

leadhooves:

mrfatcakes:

dividedconsciousness:

heartsickboy:

The Atlas Moth does not have a fully developed mouth and only lives a couple of weeks. It is also the only known species of insect to successfully mimic a predator. This is shown by the upper tips of their top wings, which look like the heads of snakes.

This makes me feel physically sick omg this is horrible.

HOW BOUT A BIG CAN OF NOPE FUCK THAT SHIT

has phobia of butterflies and moths

Pretty babbu ;;

Moths are pretty. :)

it would be a bigger nope if fatcakes also had a snake phobia

and now my internet will be gone for another week. Goodybye all

ask-albino-pie:

What if…

I have to poop but I don’t wanna leave my room because I might lose my internet