sharky-bandit:

actualleighdanielavidan:

jaltoid:

pearljammin:

I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED

HELP

HELP

HELHPP

HHLEPPLP

mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club

I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.

I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really

koalateav:

confessorofrph:

nphofrph:

What they fucked up: Read mores.

How they fucked it up: When people add a read more to a post, tumblr is replacing it with a line break, and all the content under the read more line is still right there on the dashboard, leaving it clogged up with gif hunts and other long posts.

How to get around it: Save the post as a draft, without the read more break. Then, go into your draft, select ‘Edit’ on the post, and insert the read more. Save the draft again just to make sure the read more break stayed, then, publish the post from your Drafts folder.

gifhuntmaker!!

on mobile it doesn’t even show a ‘read more’ dang it, tumblr

rosexknight:

If you, a person knowing nothing about a product you are asking about, when the person who you are calling who DOES know about a product offers you an answer (albeit not the one you want to hear) WHY WOULD YOU ARGUE WITH THEM?!

“When I watch a TV show or movie in my tablet it’s side by side but my programs are up and down.”

“Yes sir that’s how they are.”

“No but I need TV shows that are going to be up and down.”

“Sir that’s not how it works whenever you watch something it’s gonna go sideways.”

“No but you don’t understand the fact is my programs are up and down!”

“Yes sir. That’s how the tablet works. When you watch something it’s going to turn sideways because of the way it’s programmed.”

“But I need a list of ones that will go up and down.”

I proceeded to shove them to geek squad.

chefpyro:

I’ve heard people use the phrase “scream like a pterodactyl” on multiple occasions but we don’t even know what a pterodactyl sounds like so how are you so sure of that you dingus

You have a point. They could have spoke fluent dutch for all we know.

Any bird owner will tell you she is more like a bird than a cat.

macthewrexosexual:

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

“Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word “bottom” in their surname.“

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.

we really must step up our game

maybeiwasserious:

handgems:

They’re not “limb extenders.” They’re not even “arm-mounted cannons.” They're “limb enhancers” because they make Peridot taller and longer-limbed.

Keep reading

“Your leaders are just taller than everyone else?”
-Dib, Invader Zim

twixie-answers-mod:

metalgirlysolid:

xenocross:

goddamit ocelot

Dude was so slick he coulda hidden in the Girl Scouts of America and they never would’ve noticed til they saw 10,000 shipments of thin mints going out to Mother Base.

He must have one hell of a resume.

I bet he still wouldn’t be able to get a minimum wage job with that resume.

church-of-drunkenpeasants:

alexander-coldfur:

(via what the ever living fuck….)