lego star wars is always gold tbh
irresponsible prediction #428
>Peridot being cornered
>Peridot’s tech failing on her/falling off/broken by the Crystal Gems, confirming that she has prosthetics and revealing her true small and fragile form>Peridot panicking and crying
>Steven taking pity, convincing the Crystal Gems to lay off
>Steven having a long one-on-one talk with Peridot
>Healing process
EH? EHHH? HA!
we get it. You’re psychic. Now use your powers to win the lottery and give everyone the money.
Although explanations are offered here, nobody is actually quite sure why they do it. Some species only do it when a predator is a given distance away, but many do it seemingly for fun. Another explanation is that it’s like ‘spy hopping’, similar to what whales and dolphins do in the ocean.
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god fuckkging damnittt
Steven Universe + the diverse cast of female voice actresses → requested by anonymous
From top to bottom: Susan Egan, Estelle, DeeDee Magno Hall, Michaela Dietz, Charlyne Yi, Erica Luttrell, Jennifer Paz, Kimberly Brooks, Shelby Rabara, Rita Rani Ahuja, Aimee Mann, Nicki Minaj, AJ Michalka, Grace Rolek, Kate Micucci, Mary Elizabeth McGlynn, Reagan Gomez-Preston, Toks Olagundoye
Princess Bride themed restaurant. Waiters say “as you wish” after taking your order.
Finish the Fezzik in an hour, your meal is free.
Come in a wheelbarrow, your meal is 10% off.
Every so often the hostess will say “bye bye boys, have fun storming the castle!” as people are leaving.
Miracle Max’s Cure for the Mostly Dead is on the menu and its a giant chocolate cakeball.
The servers will sometimes switch your wines after distracting you.
They sell Anybody Want a Peanut Brittle at the door.
“There are a shortage of perfect chicken breasts in the world. Twould be a pity not to order these.”
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. I’ll be your server.
Prepare to dine.”BWEAKFAST, BWEAKFAST IS WHAT BWINGS US TOGEVVER TODAY
The clients play along: “You seem a decent fellow, I love to tip you”
every-kiss-begins-with-potassium:
a) perfect example of people discrediting clever idea & intelligence of a female due to her appearance, and
b) all these people wouldn’t have noticed her kit, which was her goal in the first placeLol “she also wears sexy clothing to distract people from the bulky shoes” She’s a genius, really
^^^^^
“I will distract men with my boobs.”
Men: are distracted by her boobs.
even after reading the article, people are still falling into her trap.
tumblr has been very weak on memes the past few weeks. where are our new memes? why is meme production so far behind?
It’s because school has started! Class time takes valuable time away from shitposting, which is why meme production always increases in May/June and stays consistent throughout the summer, then decreases around August. It’s just market fluctuations, there’s no cause for concern.
(slams palms on table) PRIVATIZED EDUCATION AND COMPULSORY COLLEGE HAS SPIRALED US INTO MEME RECESSION
pepe stocks are at an all time low. Even the rarest ones are near worthless at this point. Hell, even JOHN CENA has lost momentum.
Our only hope to pull out this recession is the skeleton war.
