Omfg
nah this is kinda stupid
What about comic sans?
excuse you, nut that is a trilby you uncultured swine. Also, everyone hates them when they are worn with tshirts. If worn with the correct cloths however, it looks great.
Also, I know plenty of women who would love all the pockets of cargo pants.
My absolute most favourite movie cliche is the heroes last stand. The one where there’s slow music playing, sometimes with vocals and the only other thing you can hear are the weapons being used.
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better
He has lit fires before, right? Participated in bonfires and barbecues? Well, then, he has no right to complain about being set on fire. If you do something consensually in the past that means you de facto consent to it in the future, right?
I don’t think people get how much it bugs me when people go “I used to respect Jitters until he turned out to be ___ ____ ___ [insult here]” just because I happen to disagree with them on something.
I’m not any different than I ever was.
I’m honest.
I’m very strong about my opinions.
I’m excessively kind when I can be, but sometimes I’m human and decide there are things that I don’t like.
If people don’t like someone like that, then stop following me.
Because I am a very sexual, blunt, opinionated person who enjoys being an asshole.
But that is only one side of me, and if you’re too blind to see the other side, I don’t want you around.
I respect you even more whenever you lay down the truth bomb no matter how fucked up it is.
veup:
before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about
Hey, are you saying people without tumblr are ignorant? I know plenty of people without tumblr who are just as smart as someone with, you fucktard!
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM YOU HAVEN’T LIVED
CHILDHOOD
Oh god
The noise I made is undescribable
the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings
It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.
lmao there it is
Really it depends on the individual person. I know people both male and female who can run their mouths and people, both genders, who almost never speak. So really, all men talk a lot and all women talk a lot are both false.
When an artist starts drawing pony porn all of the sudden, the effects of it are rather amusing and some of it can be read in these confession blogs.
It seems like when this happens people are assuming that some sort of evil force has taken over them and soiled their oh, so pure soul with wicked perversions. It is also hinted that we find our own clop art extremely arousing and masturbate to it furiously.
Oh no, what has happened to our precious artist prince(ess)?
Unfortunately the truth isn’t as exciting. While I have heard Tom of Finland once said he called it a bad day if he didn’t get erection while drawing, I doubt most of us masturbate to our own work. While yes, sexuality pretty much rules on what kind of clop art we find interesting to draw (Tom of Finland was gay and never drew a single woman and I can’t really draw Big Mac and Caramel going at it), the truth is simple; challenge.
After a while, drawing talking, running or walking ponies gets boring. Any artist who is willing to get better craves for a challenge. And there are only two things that are anatomically most challenging to draw; fighting and fucking.
And I have to say, fucking is more fun to draw. Unless I feel a bit angsty, then I draw fighting ponies but mostly it’s love, not war.
Drawing porn is just natural progression. No evil satanic forces here and no reason to get your fedoras in a bunch.
- Submitted by askursamajor
It’s pretty much impossible to fap to your own work. I believe that it’s because you know how it turns out and by the time you finish it, you’re sick of seeing the picture.
