Silver Tongue

thatwellknownunknownguy:

People are upset that the new Muppet show is risque with adult jokes?

It’s okay, if you didn’t like the pilot episode of this show, at least you have the pilot for the original Muppet show.

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moralvirus:
“ pomme-extase:
“ surge991:
“ GOOGLE NOW “FIGHTS” ONLINE ABUSE BY INVITING THE MOST ABUSIVE AND HATEFUL PEOPLE THEY CAN FIND.
Reminder that Rose Eveleth STARTED ShirtGate! You know, the catastrophe that made a SCIENTIST CRY?
Amazing....

moralvirus:

pomme-extase:

surge991:

GOOGLE NOW “FIGHTS” ONLINE ABUSE BY INVITING THE MOST ABUSIVE AND HATEFUL PEOPLE THEY CAN FIND.


Reminder that Rose Eveleth STARTED ShirtGate! You know, the catastrophe that made a SCIENTIST CRY?


Amazing. Absolutely amazing.

They also have randi harper who treats women that don’t agree with her like shit.

I didn’t even notice her in the picture. Wow, what a shitty group of people to be helping with any kind of “anti-bullying,” “anti-harassment” campaign. Google is scraping the bottom of the barrel for these types of twits.

And what’s that? I don’t hear bitching about the lack of diversity in this group? I wonder fucking why that could be?

ciiphers:

Gravity Falls Characters & TV Tropes: Pacifica Northwest (6/???)

(Click GIFs for explanations!)

fuckthisblogshit:

misandry-mermaid:

kanyemiddleast:

zek-plus:

95 hours per week

A fucking queen

These are the people that conservatives and classists say don’t deserve to earn more than a minimum hourly wage.

Jesus

Neurotypicals: You have the CHOICE to be HAPPY OR SAD and CONTROL over your own thoughts. CHOOSE to be HAPPY and then you'll be GOOD it's NOT THAT HARD
Me: YOU should CHOOSE to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

polecat-flyer:

calamity-cain:

death-list-five:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

pongoplease:

Like seriously I wish we had a more comprehensive sex education program in the U.S. You know how many guys I know who had no idea an unaroused vagina is only 2-3 inches deep? Or that the cervix raises up when aroused to accommodate dick? Or that if a girl is “tight” that generally means she’s not turned on and you’re shitty in bed? Or that the cervix has an entire cycle it goes through throughout the month where is changes hardness, placement in the vagina, wetness? Like, when you’re ovulating your cervix gets soft and raises high up into the vagina and your hormones get you really horny. It’s like natures way of moving the furniture around and fluffing the pillow for dick because it wants to get pregnant. And before menstruation, it gets really hard and low in the vagina. It’s basically inactivating it’s Facebook and saying “I just need some alone time for a few days”

Ladies and gentlemen, take a moment to learn about vaginas. Men, take an interest into your woman’s menstrual cycle!

U.S. Needs better sex Ed because I’m a 23 year old woman and didn’t even know all of this

Hi I had no idea about the cervical cycle.

God bless this post pls share it far & wide

Ladies to whom this is news, there’s a lovely book called “Taking Charge Of Your Fertility” that will tell you all you ever needed to know about these changes (even if you don’t give a shit about your fertility.)

iguanamouth:

fruit dragons !

click through to see whats what - fun fact the dragonfruit was the First One made but as i had no plans to make the rest of em at the time theres a noticable difference in quality and size a h h ah a

vanhir:

Remember that time Liam just straight-up fucking murdered Liam while Pat watched?

Liam murdered Liam?

countessnoir:

The studio version

spatziline:

We all know you want to be a true Disney Princess but that wasn’t the time Marco!