cyanide and happiness got to real.

cyanide and happiness got to real.

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lizzymodblog:

asksexyflipy:

lizzymodblog:

asksexyflipy:

lizzymodblog:

asksexyflipy:

lizzymodblog:

Hey. Where the heck is Scootahipster? You know, with the scarf and glasses and black stripes in the hair. Where’s that blog? Haven’t seen it in ages…

HAVE NO FEAR

SHERLOCK HOLMES IS HERE.

You do realize that Sherlock Holmes never said that.

That response is so Watson.

Oh shut up.

shhhhh Watson, i need to concentrate.

Why is everyone I know retarded?

sherlock is over so the sherlock fandom needs to do everything they can to remind people they exist rather than just watch another sherlock holmes series like elementary.

lizzymodblog:

Hey. Where the heck is Scootahipster? You know, with the scarf and glasses and black stripes in the hair. Where’s that blog? Haven’t seen it in ages…

scootahipster became too manestream.

simplystormie:

prismatic-bell:

niall-ate-mynamee:

cinderellawaitinforherprince:

heyfunniest:

zeebsdarling:

anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

I love him so much like at first I was scared of him now I just respect him

Ramsey is my role model. Kind when it’s needed, asshole when appropriate and no tolerance for art when it’s clear they aren’t even trying. And yes, I consider food an art.

utoramide:

THE LAST ONE

GDI

iwantalot:
“ +TUTORIAL-Feet drawing guide+ by *iruka-loves-kakashi
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Out of all my time on tumblr, this is the first foot tutorial I have seen. why are feet so underrated?

iwantalot:

+TUTORIAL-Feet drawing guide+ by *iruka-loves-kakashi

Out of all my time on tumblr, this is the first foot tutorial I have seen. why are feet so underrated?

brookedaninja:

samrosemodblog:

omgproductions:

odysseyeurobeat:

How well do you see color?

I got a 14, here

I just got a perfect 0….

23. Not bad all things considered o3o

Perfect 0!!

I got a 3. I can’t tell some Apparently there are more than one shade of teal.

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

erthilo:

conspicuouslad:

askfirestarterspitfire:

captainhoers:

TOFFEE. Fallout Equestria in a nutshell.

WELP.

Best fanfic

Fallout Equestria in a nutshell.

As a person who’s read FoE, I can say this is pretty accurate. :P

Not a fan of the fic but this is pretty damn funny.

alskylark:

I’m actually glad tumblr is having issues, it’ll make the devs take a look to it, because it was starting to be quite broken for me, fanmails would get easily lost, I would not be able to send asks through the dashboard itself, the tags system would break all the friggin’ time.

Get your shit together tumblr!

Let’s hope they FINALLY FIX THE FUCKING VIDEO PLAYBACK!