i was pissed so i punched the wall and there are actual cracks in the wall and my hand is perfectly fine it doesn’t even hurt
am i a superhero
Not unless you can spin around and take off clothes at the same time.
Or get changed really fast in a telephone box.
Are you saying you can’t spin around and take your clothes off at the same time?
you seem more like a super villain… or a super mercenary. using your powers for whoever has the most money and tacos.
i hope everyone has a happy and lively new year and gets the chance to meet their favorite bands or members and gets lots of hugs and pictures with them. Also, I hope that you’ll find lots of opportunities to dance to your favorite albums with friends and family and bake lots of cookies that taste great! Happy new year tumblr people
i’d say people should have the right to be assholes if they want to
There are times when you need to be an ass about something.
When you’re listening to a Fall Out Boy song and you realize it has lyrics from another Fall Out Boy song
Fallout Boy?
Fallout Boy.
im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
cheetas are adorbs wittwe babbues
People don’t have to update every day and some people have things going on in their life like jobs, school and family things that prevent them from being able to post. Or maybe (like me) they run more blogs than there are days in the week. Saying a blog needs to update every day is just selfish and rude because you’re not even thinking about the artist.
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Honestly, I am only about five minutes from being done with my secret blog but I just don’t feel like doing it.
