Anyone know where I can find the newest gravity falls online
Sorry, Derek…wrong Swan Princess.
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I hope there are some other 90s’ kids out there who get this joke. xD I recently rewatched Swan Princess and forgot how much time Derek spends running around yelling Odette’s name. (ps. tumblr was being such a jerk and kept breaking this image x.x )
theplasticview, here’s yet another reason Derek needs to work on his “prince game”
OH GOD THIS MADE MY WHOLE NIGHT!!
But he wouldn’t confused emma for Odette because he remembers her face. That’s how he recognized her and professed his love for her

This photo always cheers me up a bit. It’s a front-page article from 1955 about Christine Jorgensen, one of the first women to have sex-reassignment surgery.
Since the text is a bit small and I couldn’t find a larger copy, here’s what the small blurb says:
A World of a Difference
George W. Jorgensen, Jr., son of a Bronx carpenter, served in the Army for two years and was given honorable discharge in 1946. Now George is no more. After six operations, Jorgensen’s sex has been changed and today she is a striking woman, working as a photographer in Denmark. Parents were informed of the big change in a letter Christine (that’s her new name) sent to them recently.
This article is 58 years old, and it’s more respectful of Christine’s pronoun choices and name than some publications are today. It makes me happy to see a newspaper be respectful of a trans person’s choice of name and pronouns like that :3
If someone from literally one of the most intolerant decades in recent history can respectfully write about trans women current journalists have no excuse.
37q:
did anyone ever actually read animorphs or did we all just glance at the covers and assume it needed no explanation on the way to the goosebumps section in our elementary school library
animorphs is a scifi series about the grey morality of war and child soldiers experiencing trauma, depression, PTSD, being frequently and brutally dismembered, disemboweled, literally tortured to the brink of death, forced to murder their own family members with their bare hands, and on page 22 of the very first book they watch the alien prince who gave them their ~wacky animal morphing powers~ scream while be eaten alive in vivid and gory detail
One dude permanently turned into a bird for a while, forgot how to make facial expressions when he was a human and ate roadkill. And that was one of the tamer things.
You know the starfish cover everyone likes to mock especially? The girl beat someone to death with her own severed arm in that one :)
What the fuck did I miss out on
Don’t forget that histories most influential people were actually super robots capable of mass destruction if it weren’t for the fact that pacafism was part of their programming and the one time that they managed to bypass it, there was a near genocide of an alien race that the children played a part in.
I love this video.
Rip watermelons
Revolver ocelot touches himself to this
Gallagher is out of control
I kinda wanna play russian roulette with the watermelons. I mean this as in six melons lined up and one bullet in the chambers so only one melon gets destroyed.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
THE NEW CHARACTER IS AN OMI REVOLOUR FROM FRANCE AND SOUNDS LIKE OMI PITCHED UP
CLAYS FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIT WITH A TRAIN
DOJO IS YELLOW FOR SOME REASON
AND MASTER FUNG IS SENILE.
THEY CHANGED THE NAMES OF THE SHEN GONG WU
ALSO SOMETHING LOOKS OFF ABOUT RAIMUNDO AND i DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
UGH JESUS CHRIST I KNOW I FOUND IT ON NETFLIX LOOKING FOR THE OLD SHOW. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK AND THEY ACTUALLY SUMMON THE ELEMENTS but that’s kinda cool to be honest buT WHY IS DOJO YELLOW
I like the redesign of some of the shen gong wu like the orb of tornami looks cooler and the changing chopsticks aren’t as plain but why did they have to change the names?
AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE FACT THAT THE XIAOLIN SHOWDOWNS THEMSEVES ARE C-FUCKING-G
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
THE NEW CHARACTER IS AN OMI REVOLOUR FROM FRANCE AND SOUNDS LIKE OMI PITCHED UP
CLAYS FACE LOOKS LIKE IT WAS HIT WITH A TRAIN
DOJO IS YELLOW FOR SOME REASON
AND MASTER FUNG IS SENILE.
THEY CHANGED THE NAMES OF THE SHEN GONG WU
ALSO SOMETHING LOOKS OFF ABOUT RAIMUNDO AND i DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
UGH JESUS CHRIST I KNOW I FOUND IT ON NETFLIX LOOKING FOR THE OLD SHOW. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK AND THEY ACTUALLY SUMMON THE ELEMENTS but that’s kinda cool to be honest buT WHY IS DOJO YELLOW
I like the redesign of some of the shen gong wu like the orb of tornami looks cooler and the changing chopsticks aren’t as plain but why did they have to change the names?

