youobviouslyloveoctavia:

not-reality:

romanrazor:

I’d quite like to force Jade to watch a single episode of CSI, specifically one where they do something with a computer, and then watch her explode.

Maybe one day we’ll learn to harness such power, and use it to travel the cosmos.

I’m sorry you will die.

“Zoom in 10 times on that photo and clarify. Match the face in that picture with the entire criminal database and give me the results in 10 minutes”

Search up everything we need by typing the same random keys over and over again

putuksstuff:

poorygon, richygon

youobviouslyloveoctavia:

marosaur:

illuminotus:

tessahighlander:

TRUTH

I’d love to see someone attempt to defend the clothing industry

oh jeez..

> Don’t even get me started on fake pockets.

Having worn girl pants, a bra and a shirt, I can tell you that it really is bullshit. Especially the pockets thing. That thing pisses me off so much considering I’m used to sticking my 3ds in my pocket and still be able to fit my fist in it.

Puns are the best!

walrusberries:

vvikipeidia:

its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

y:

m:

c:

a:

its fun to stay at the

y

m

c

a

DONT CLICK C

CLICK C

transaloo:

the weather is staying in the negative to teens and my lip is crack so badly it decided to bleed randomly, so i may not be very presentable! and i promise the 100+ followers thank will be here soon!!

walrusberries:

vvikipeidia:

its-fun-to-stay-at-the:

y:

m:

c:

a:

its fun to stay at the

y

m

c

a

DONT CLICK C

CLICK C

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

If it’s “jif” then I’m saying “ee-arth” “frawzen” “mile k” and “seew”

ask-wiggles:

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I WAS BORN WITH MY BACK LEGS LIKE THAT SO YOU MAKING FUN OF THEM IS ACTUALLY PREJUDICE!!!!!!!11

but ahhh catfood senpaiii STOP MAKING ME LAUGH IN PUBLIC PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START ASKING QUESTIONS

..and not the kind you get on tumblr.

Better get the shotgun.

thingswedontneed:

anus:

off to a good start

intimidation is key

ghost rider?