The Pines family are the kindest assholes you’ll ever meet
#they’re always destroying things and getting arrested#but they have good hearts (via llttledipper)
Any male who wears a dress or makeup one time is either secretly trans or making fun of women.
My mom: I guess what I’ve figured about lesbian relationships is like you’re looking for a best friend
Me: wouldn’t you want your partner to be your friend regardless of your sexuality
My mom: it doesn’t work like that for straight couples. Men and women can’t be friends we don’t even like each other
Me: ?????why are straight people so hell bent on hating each other
Humans weren’t meant for long term space travel, they need food and heat and oxygen and they die in only like a hundred years or so, which isn’t long enough to travel between stars even at light speed.
The future of interstellar exploration is going to rest on the shoulders of ghosts, vampires and skeletons.
are you ready for the I N T E R G A L A C T I C S K E L E T O N W A R
The Last Unicorn and Dan Avidan, a collab piece Zetallis and I did a while back and never posted! This piece turned out amazing and Steph’s even more so, go check her out~!
Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.
