steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
And pride.
telling someone “it could be worse” when they’re already upset does not help so stop
In fact, it makes them feel shittier for being so upset about something that’s apparently no big deal. It’s just like saying “it’s easy” when they can’t do something. It just makes them feel shitty and weak.
“save the rain forest” oh i guess you just want people to burn down deciduous and coniferous forests and shit you monster. what about the other biomes?? they deserve to be saved to!!
Not all woods!
REVERSE TREEISM! BIOMANDRY!!!!!!
the-damn-internet-ruined-my-life:
*asexual laughter*
*homosexual laughter*
*bisexual considerate muttering*
*genderqueer requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘opposite sex’*
*Bill Clinton requesting clarification as to what is meant by ‘sex’”
Push off a cliff - Red Queen. She deserves it.
Kiss - Probably Azure or Jabbers tbh.
Marry - Cheshire. Best bat bab!!
Set on Fire - Red King because cremation.
Wrap a Blanket around - Jabbers or Azure again because they had problems.
Be Roommates with - Alice so we can exchange jaded retail stories.
You should kiss azure because the slightest touch would probably break jabber
Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over
I can’t breathe, this is so friggin cute
Like you don’t understand okay I was trapped for an hour on the second floor of the con with hundreds of children and their parents because everyone thought I was Elsa
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like the khaleesi like The mother of dragons?
I was cosplaying dany I was mistaken for Elsa and wound up at a nine yr old girls birthday party this was the best day of my life
I thought she was Kalesi…
YES I WAS COSPLAYING KHALEESI
I WAS HOWEVER MISTAKEN ON AN ENORMOUS SCALE FOR ELSA OF ARENDELLE BY HUNDREDS OF SMALL CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHERS
well you didnt have to use caps lock…
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF THE HOUSE TARGARYEN, FIRST OF MY NAME; QUEEN OF MEEREEN; QUEEN OF THE ANDALS, THE RHYNAR, AND THE FIRST MEN; LADY REGNANT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS, PROTECTOR OF THE REALM, KHALEESI OF THE GREAT GRASS SEA, BREAKER OF CHAINS, AND MOTHER OF DRAGONS
AND I WILL USE CAPS LOCK IF I SO PLEASE
LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOOO
She looks like a less phallic Princess yue
Sophie Hatter and The Witch of the Waste
Sophie - Peterslittlesailboat
The Witch of the Waste - brienne-of-fart
Photography -Shutter Crazy
a minimum of 40-60 girls were dress coded at my school this morning, but not even ONE male was. a percentage of those girls weren’t able to have a change of clothes delivered to them by a parent and were forced to miss a number of final exams. no one at our school has ever been particularly fond of the dress code, however this is taking it too far. if you’ve successfully fought/know someone who successfully fought against dress code please help us by informing us on how to go about ridding our school of this sexist code. honestly, calling a student a skank???? NOT OKAY. we live in Southern California, and right now our weather averages about 100°F (roughly 38°C) and girls are expected to wear long pants. girls were FORCED to miss FINAL EXAMS just because what they were wearing was deemed “distracting”. a large portion of these girls proved they were not breaking dress code (no shorter than four inches above the knee) by measuring with a ruler, but were not released. please help spread this and let us know if there’s any way to fight this without causing us more trouble!
