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You could have mentioned on the note that the entire section of the apartment complex you live in is entirely blocked off

If you hint at any dislike towards puns on tumblr, you are inviting everyone to leave lame puns. it's like some sort of pun-ishment

officialkeikoandgilly:

a-random-mod:

jitterbugjive:

you just made the same exact pun as the other person 

i’m telling you

pun-ishment is the most lame pun

Your response had no punctuation.

You mean pun-ctuation. =P
Sorry for being pun-ctual about it. xD

I’m going to pun - ch you for pointing out my pun

janembascandyhell:
“My favorite bastard
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janembascandyhell:

My favorite bastard

If you hint at any dislike towards puns on tumblr, you are inviting everyone to leave lame puns. it's like some sort of pun-ishment

jitterbugjive:

you just made the same exact pun as the other person 

i’m telling you

pun-ishment is the most lame pun

Your response had no punctuation.

a-yarrigotyourtongue:
“ knightoflodis:
“ socialjusticeprincesses:
“ eeveelutionsforequality:
“ female-anti-feminist:
“ southernrepublicangirl:
“ airborne-bound:
“ zepeli:
“ airborne-bound hey….. what the fuck is wrong with you
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Look, if I brought...

a-yarrigotyourtongue:

knightoflodis:

socialjusticeprincesses:

eeveelutionsforequality:

female-anti-feminist:

southernrepublicangirl:

airborne-bound:

zepeli:

airborne-bound hey….. what the fuck is wrong with you

Look, if I brought something that looked like that to school, I’d be expecting to get my ass hauled off in handcuffs. It’s not because he’s a muslim, I read your tags, but because it looks like a fucking bomb. A terrorist can be anybody and anybody can have a bomb. Yes, I’d “attack” someone with a bomb if it meant others would live if it were to go off, or to stop it before it starts. I’d rather be too careful than have a fucking bomb go off in my school.

To a teacher who has most likely never seen a real bomb before, this looks like a bomb. It wouldn’t be the first time that a student has brought a homemade bomb to their school. It was not an over reaction, but sadly a reaction that had to happen because of past incidents. If I was the parent of another student in that class, I’d rather the teacher overreact to seeing something like this, than under react and risk the life of my child. 

Oh wow, I never saw what the clock looked like. Yeah, if I were ignorant enough I would think that could be a bomb, no matter your race, I would be uncomfortable with that around me and can now understand why the teacher reacted the way she did.

It is very easy to jump onto the presumed “The boy was a Muslim, this is Islamophobia,” but in all fairness, there was an alarm that went off from the clock in one of his classes and he took out something that is easily mistaken for a bomb. Teachers have to be very, very careful to make sure all students are safe. If they were not overly cautious and someone died, then there would be ten times the outrage.

Apologies, but the whole idea of, “He was targeted just because he was a Muslim” and the quick pandering to his family by celebrities and the like is an embarrassment. The whole thing was a massive shame, it was awful that he went through that, but the school and teachers were clearly justified in their actions. To the uninitiated, that clock looks like it could be a bomb.

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- Jolteon

While I’m not entirely convinced that it wasn’t a case of Islamophobia, I support Jolteon in pursuing that train of thought. My only thing is though I can KINDA see that looking like a bomb, “bomb” is not the first thing that would come to my mind. It makes it a little less damnable but it’s still indicative that we think of a significant amount of Muslims as terrorists. I’ve played around with the “what if it is a bomb” thing, and it doesn’t seem to work due to the fact that I find it hard to see a bomb without associating it with Islamophobia. I see a bunch of spare parts. Then again, I’m also not THAT tech savvy…

Admittedly, part of my bias in favor of Islamophobia’s existence is that the older pastor over my Church talks about Islam like it’s a satanist cult. :/ I respect him, but not this stance of his…

- Kuzco

I can understand the cops being called, but what I can’t understand is him being arrested for a faux (fake) bomb. Because the cops would have had a bomb squad and they would have determined that the clock was actually a fucking clock and not a fucking bomb, at that point it should have been fucking understood that it wasn’t a bomb. And the kid called it a fucking clock the whole time, never a bomb. So why the fuck was he taken in? Maybe give him a scolding and tell him to not make his inventions look like bombs, but there was no fucking reason to arrest him.
Cops come in, make sure it isn’t a bomb, then everyone goes home. THAT IS HOW IT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED

OKay but everyone is forgetting: He took it to his engineering teacher. Not to Ms Suzie Q. who teaches English. He took it to his engineering teacher and told her it was clock that he had made at home.

For the record, here are examples what the inside of a digital clock looks like:

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These don’t look remarkably different to me from what Ahmed made. So what’s the excuse now? 

Fixing Missing Posts

new-xkit-extension:

Editable Reblogs v2.1.0 has just been released. This should resolve the issues mentioned in our previous post regarding Tumblr parsing changes which rendered ER posts invisible on the dash because it did not recognize the text as representing reblogs.

This update should resolve issues for anyone using the Rich Text editor or HTML editor as their default. In other words it should no longer require any manual changes by the user and you should just be able to hit the post button as normal. As always, if you’re having problems come to our live chat or stop by our askbox or github issues page

After updating to the new extension, you can also fix your old posts. First, find the post on your posts page, then click the edit button. Finally, confirm that the post looks correct and press submit. The post should automatically update to display correctly. If it doesn’t, drop us a line.

Happy Tumbling!

(Side note, there’s a small catch to all of this: Those using the Markdown editor will currently have problems using Editable Reblogs for now, although we hope to resolve this soon. In the meantime, switch to using the Rich Text or HTML editor by default)

Test

swimmingferret:

weight-a-second:

when a ship so violently repulses you that you catch yourself making a face whenever you read the two names in close proximity to one another

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iwasawas-strings:

legolokiismighty:

theprettiestboy:

sillysadskeleton:

mazarinedrake:

Donald Trump is exactly the kind of person that Jesus would have thrown out of the temple and beaten with a stick, and the fact that so many self-identified Christians want to put him in office tells you pretty everything wrong with white American Christianity. 

Because Jesus had authority at temples and beat people.

I 100% can’t tell if you’re joking here but he actually did chase people out of a temple at least once for using religion for their own selfish gains, complete with literal table flipping and improvised whips

So really it’s not that he would have trump thrown out as much as he would storm in and accuse him of turning his father’s house into a den of thieves before upending a table on his head

Dude, Jesus not only chased them out, he broke stuff they were selling, let loose all of their animals, and fucking flipped all the money-changing tables.

Jesus 100% would have been chasing Trump out with a table leg.

Canon Jesus 10000% better than fanon Jesus

Because, You know, there is absolutely no way he would hate it!

Because, You know, there is absolutely no way he would hate it!

naamahdarling:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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You don’t have to love your body

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.