Silver Tongue
gaila:
“ insanity-and-vanity:
“ pointless-letters:
“ “She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have...

gaila:

insanity-and-vanity:

pointless-letters:

“She didn’t even think to ask me.” said Damian, later, a puzzled look of hurt on his face. “I mean, I was sitting right there. Staring at her. Deciding how attractive she looked. She could have just asked. Why didn’t she? I was right there.”

“It’s a shame.” he added, staring at someone across the room who had a bit of mascara on. “Such a shame.”

“Local Man Saddened that No One Gives a Shit about Conforming to His Personal Beauty Standards”

Laughing forever at the commentary.

a-random-mod:

AHAHAHAHA!
FUCK YOU FUTURE ME! YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO GET UP EARLY AND I’M NOT GOING TO GO TO SLEEP UNTIL LATE!

Past me, you’re an asshole.

frognoodle:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

“Here for a rematch?” HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

I feel bad for poor Groudon like look at him the that giant Pokemon stuck on a tiny little island. Kyogre has got the whole fucking ocean to fight in, and trust me if you you’ve been to Hoenn all there is is ocean, but Groudon the Pokemon capable of creating fucking continents stuck on the little rock. Sorry Groudon but this looks like game over for you.

jestre:

Can I get the animated deck?

AHAHAHAHA!
FUCK YOU FUTURE ME! YOU ARE GONNA HAVE TO GET UP EARLY AND I’M NOT GOING TO GO TO SLEEP UNTIL LATE!

You know what…

hoofprint-is-spooky:

I’ve been tempted to do something I’ve been seeing Youtubers and Let’s Players do with the likes and stuff for their videos. 

Such as “If we break *insert number here* of likes, I’ll try to get the newest update out tomorrow.* But videos are easier, so I’d probably go “If we break a certain number I’ll update again within the next 3 days. Otherwise I do it on my own time.”

Reblogs would be better. Likes are like a pat on the back but reblogs show your material is good enough to show someone else.

pendrakeon:

gravity falls is getting really intense now and we still havent had a musical episode yet

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“gj tumblr
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Glad I’m not the only one

crunchy-sheep:

gj tumblr

Glad I’m not the only one