lizzymodblog:

these rollerskates are literally the worst thing

The holocaust wasn’t good, but rollorskates are worse

The 9th gif in your folder is your reaction after losing your virginity.

pembrokewkorgi:

doclithius:

drunk-karma:

trinnabott:

danny-the-christmas-badger:

belades:

darkspyre:


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goddammit, I can only imagine “GET BACK HERE LUPIN, YOU STOLE THAT!”

FUCKING HELL

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… *speechless*

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Now I must figure out my next move. :D

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Well in all fairness, I would probably do a fabulous hairflip afterwards.

My dad thinks teraria isn’t a good game because he’s never heard of it. I told him just because he’s never heard of it doesn’t mean it’s a bad game. He then said if not everyone is playing it, it must not be good. I pointed out CoD and Beyond Two Souls. He then says that I recycle things I heard from the internet using some of my comments I made about black flag (criticism of the many glitches I came across including a game breaking one very early on  that made me have to restart)

Yeah, great logic.

Which pun to use?
She looks a bit tied up at the moment.
For a first timer, she can show you the ropes.
Knot bad.

Which pun to use?

She looks a bit tied up at the moment.

For a first timer, she can show you the ropes.

Knot bad.

lolrenaynay:

It’s been known that Capaldi is the next Doctor, so why are people only now getting pissed about Eleven receiving more regenerations? I thought this was pretty clear that it was going to happen even before the 50th.

I’m probably the last person to be defending Moffat, but he didn’t break canon. He stuck to canon entirely, he even has Eleven explain the goddamn canon. The Time Lords have given The Doctor “extra” regenerations before, it happened in Classic Who. This isn’t a new thing.

I don’t understand, did people just want the show to end or…?

It’s because his way of getting regenerations was bullshit. Do you really think the Doctor would leave a chance of them returning considering last time he regenerated was due to stopping them? Do you really think they would help him, who was demonized for his actions?
Also, gallifrey was put in a painting in the last episode.

jestre:

mindlessgonzojam:

thelordcommander:

nuck-n-futs:

sublimesublemon:

logicd:

Merry Christmas to you all

god bless us, everyone

These people are going to hell.  Ungrateful pieces of shit.

it could have been a key word search but every one of of these is either an Apple product or a car. 

I needed equipment and clothes and you guys wanted Iphones and Ipads. Fucking assholes.

Anyone know a good hitman?

there’s good people and then there are these assholes. Christmas isn’t about getting what you want, it’s about family. All I got for my grandmother was a pink stoned hairclip for $5, my dad a $12 water bag, my girlfriend two porn pics and my best friend a pic of her oc. I couldn’t get anything for my mother or uncles but you know what, they were the happiest they’d been in a while because we all had a nice day together. That is christmas. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go strangle someone, slit their throat and give them a russian necktie.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, moffat gave to me
a new twelfth doctor
Elevens death scene
ten new therapists
Nine new ships
Eight manly tears
Seven smith fans raging
Six stupid angels
FIIIIVE NEW COSPLAYS
four enemies ruined
Three centuries of protection
Two amy ponds
And capaldi with brand new kidneys!

aninsaciableloveforthedead:

elevenwishes:

charliesanals:

fun fact! what’s commonly known as ‘period’ or ‘menstruation’ is actually monthly blood sacrifice to the gods so that they will bless the females with gifts of  beauty and the knowledge of witchcraft  which makes  it easier to feed on and manipulate their source of energy aka the male soul

SHHH YOU’RE LETTING OUT OUR SECRET, ASS WIPE

THE FIRST RULE OF PERIOD CLUB DUDE.

Why is a dude in period club?

About the doctor who episode…

it was okay, but overall disappointing.

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The last ten minutes of this are beautiful.

The hole thing is amazing but the last ten minutes are just beautiful. Not funny beautiful, but heartwarming beautiful.